Originally posted by MrsSpringsteen
I love Dave
Top Ten Thoughts Going Through President Bush's Mind At This Moment
10. "Wow, his hands are as soft as Rumsfeld's."
9. "This is more action than I get from Laura."
8. "Thank God there are no cameras around."
7. "Should I invite him back to the house to watch 'Will And Grace'?"
6. "I knew this would happen if I started drinking again."
5. "If this will lower oil prices, I'll do anything."
4. "Now Prince Charles is gonna ask why I wouldn't hold his hand."
3. "I wonder if this will help me get re-elected in 2008?"
2. "What we need is a constiutional amendment to ban this."
1. "I'm officially the gayest President since Lincoln."
Always thought they were in bed together. Guess they decided to go public.