If you were Queen or King of the World / Your Top Ten Commands

[the iron horse]

press >>> think

 

[BrownEyedBoy]

Pay taxes to your King.

That is all.

 

[europop2005]

Demand U2 play Acrobat

 

[UberBeaver]

1. Shut The Fuck Up.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

1. Shut The Fuck Up.

 

[Zoomerang96]

1. end world hunger!
2. wipe out poverty!
3. kill aids!
4. enforce gay marriage! (for contrast)
5. wipe out any opposition!
6. replace every flag with st. george's cross especially in france and the PROVINCE of quebec
7. humiliate canada for becoming independent through various forms to be decided later.
8. demand the re-birth of nicholas romanov
9. have sex all the time
10. force beckham into returning to the epl or serie a, or any other top flight euro league to prevent his imminent move to america.

 

[Kieran McConville]

Nice list zoomerang96, but I want to give the whole world aids... everyone should have aids!

~jared the subway guy

 

[Pinball Wizard]

Proper pronounciation and spelling of "the" would be lawfully-enforced and only accepted in its true form "teh".

That's teh law.

 

[DrTeeth]

1. Thou shall treat others like you wish to be treated
2. Thou shall listen first, think for a while and talk later
3. Thou shall only wear clothes that fit
4. Thou shall not complain about the weather
5. Thou shall not complain about the Euro making everything twice as expensive
6. Thou shall take ownership in thy problems
7. Thou shall take ownership in other people's problems (when applicable)
8. Thou shall not walk away from thy responsibilities
9. Thou shall not watch 'reality'programs
10. Thou shall drink coffee and like it
11. Thou shall respect other people's decisions because most of the time it's not any of your fucking business anway.

 

[redhotswami]

Proper pronounciation and spelling of "the" would be lawfully-enforced and only accepted in its true form "teh".

That's teh law.

that law is teh s uck

 

[financeguy]

(1) Disagree with the government

(2) Fuck the bureacracy

(3) Create wealth

(4) Become your own boss

(5) Don't be ashamed of your viewpoint

(6) Come to terms with your genius

(7) Respect yourself

(8) Be nice to your mother

(9) Respect your father

(10) Smell the flowers, while you can

(11) Don't let let the bastards grind you down

(12) Work smart

 

[INDY500]

"Let there be light"
"Let there be sound"
"Let there be drums"
"Let there be guitar"

"LET THERE BE ROCK"

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

1. Shut The Fuck Up.

Words to live by. I really think the world would be a better place if this rule was followed more often...