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GOD BLESS BAD AMERICANS
YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN by George Carlin
I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid
level
governmental functionary.
I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer; it makes you a smart
American.
I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized,
and does not entitle you to anything.
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in
English.
I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.
I think that being a student doesn't give you any more
enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents
are
footing the bill to put your pansy self through 4 years plus of
college,
you haven't begun to be enlightened.
I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and
where they want to.
My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled
Jerry Springer.
I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about
it. I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, So, shut up already.
I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend
Jesse Jackson practices, where he gets his money, and why he is
always
part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that
one?
I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry tail if you're
running from them.
I also think they have the right to pull you over if you're
breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.
I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't
want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in
the
world for the next four years.
If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.
YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN by George Carlin
I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid
level
governmental functionary.
I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer; it makes you a smart
American.
I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized,
and does not entitle you to anything.
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in
English.
I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.
I think that being a student doesn't give you any more
enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents
are
footing the bill to put your pansy self through 4 years plus of
college,
you haven't begun to be enlightened.
I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and
where they want to.
My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled
Jerry Springer.
I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about
it. I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, So, shut up already.
I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend
Jesse Jackson practices, where he gets his money, and why he is
always
part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that
one?
I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry tail if you're
running from them.
I also think they have the right to pull you over if you're
breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.
I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't
want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in
the
world for the next four years.
If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.