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Old 11-17-2005, 10:01 PM   #1
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How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?

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1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed;

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;

4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs;

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb;

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner: Light Bulb Change Accomplished;

7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark;

8. One to viciously smear #7;

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along;

10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
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Old 11-18-2005, 02:42 AM   #2
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Old 11-18-2005, 02:52 AM   #3
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hahaha... best joke being that with all those 10 people, the light bulb was not changed yet..
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Old 11-18-2005, 03:24 AM   #5
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Hehe, that's good . Especially the last one.

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Old 11-18-2005, 06:40 AM   #6
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I thought it was a job for halliburton,...
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anitram: why do you hate freedom?
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Old 11-18-2005, 11:30 AM   #8
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Change the light bulb once,..um...Won't get changed again! Light bulbs hate freedom!
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Only ten? That's a bit optimistic don't you think?
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Only ten? That's a bit optimistic don't you think?
You like piñatas...
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Old 11-18-2005, 03:32 PM   #11
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Change the light bulb once,..um...Won't get changed again! Light bulbs hate freedom!
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Old 11-18-2005, 03:59 PM   #12
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good stuff!!
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Old 11-19-2005, 01:14 AM   #13
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Thanks for the laugh, anitram. Obviously, I like your signature too.
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Old 11-19-2005, 01:30 AM   #14
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12. NONE NO NEED FOR LIGHT BULBS . All the bleeding heart liberals let al qaeda wipe out our power plants from an attack because liberals dont think their is a terrorism problem






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