Hannidate

[MrsSpringsteen]

Sean Hannity has a dating service

http://www.hannity.com/gallery/Hannidate2005?page=1

this one made me laugh

Name: Rob

Location: "Left" Coast
Age: ?

A conservative U.S. Army veteran, living on the left coast. I like walks on the beach, Ann Coulter and standing up to outspoken liberal "experts" who claim to know what's going on in Iraq. I love my country, my president, my family and my dog, Fonzie. I'd go back to Iraq in a second but I've suffered a shoulder injury that won't allow me to play G.I Joe anymore. I'm looking for a strong minded conservative woman to take to dinner in a San Francisco restaurant. One who's smart enough to wait until we are served before delighting in the discussion of liberals, their flaws and their feeble attempts to hide them. I'd like to hold out for Ann, but I'm a realist. Though, I could see the two of us having the most delightful conversation: one simple, passionate conservative; one sophisticated, radical conservative...Man, I'd love to have dinner with Ann Coulter! If she's not available, I'd be happy to meet someone who identifies with her political id.

 

[BVS]

I just spit lemonade on my screen.

These types of conservatives are some of the funniest people on the planet. Seriously I could read these all day long. I love the guy that describes himself as sexy...what's sexy about a middle age man claiming he's sexy when on top of all that is wearing eye glasses and clothes from the 80s on an autum Olan Mills pull down back drop.

A part of me wants to think this is a joke but I actually know people like this.

 

[MrsSpringsteen]

"lady and not liberal kind of go hand in hand, don't they?."


http://www.hannity.com/gallery/Hannidate2005/scan

I'd like to e-mail some of these guys and pretend to be an Ann Coulter clone

Cutest one I've seen so far...

 

[Macfistowannabe]

I think you should respond to this guy and disguise yourself as a neo-con.

 

[Macfistowannabe]

Dangit, you beat me to it.

 

[neutral]

Name: Larry
Location: ?


IM HARD WORKING AND HARD PLAYING CONSERVITIVE 47 YEAR OLD MALE
Viewed: 720 times.

 

[MrsSpringsteen]

which one is Larry?

 

[neutral]

http://www.hannity.com/gallery/Hannidate2005/3_13_04_005

 

[MrsSpringsteen]

that is wearing eye glasses and clothes from the 80s on an autum Olan Mills pull down back drop.

 

[MrsSpringsteen]

http://www.hannity.com/gallery/Hannidate2005/3_13_04_005

Why is he doing that pose w/ his feet?

 

[Macfistowannabe]

So when does FrankenDate come out?
(we need our fun too, you know)

 

[deep]

I think you should respond to this guy and disguise yourself as a neo-con.

get a better picture than your avatar picture

 

[Macfistowannabe]

I like my avatar though.

 

[BVS]

So when does FrankenDate come out?
(we need our fun too, you know)

We don't need one.

 

[Macfistowannabe]

You gotta love this one:

http://www.hannity.com/gallery/Hannidate2005/Ellaine1

 

[BVS]

I think Irvine should go on there and say he's a conservative gay man looking for the other conservative gay man. I'm sure that would get a little rise.

 

[MrsSpringsteen]

http://www.hannity.com/gallery/Hannidate2005/Ellaine1

This is my new fun web site

 

[deep]

Name: Mark

Location: MI
Age: 40

I am a 40 y/o divorced mail, living in Lansing, Michigan. I am 6 ft tall, and weigh about 220lbs, have Brown hair (all there) and blue eyes. I have no children, but I love children (not as much as Micheal Jackson though!). I love the outdoors, no matter the season, and I love my President, and his beautiful wife. I have a dog; a Jack Russell Terrier, he's 7 months old. I Prefer conservative, brunettes. I would like to meet a positive conservative woman (latin is a plus! make sure you are legil).

 

[deep]

This is my new fun web site

then you will love this

 

[Irvine511]

I think Irvine should go on there and say he's a conservative gay man looking for the other conservative gay man. I'm sure that would get a little rise.

dude, i live in DC. if i want hot conservative man-on-man action, all i've got to do is head down to the RNC or the White House press room. i mean, who *isn't* gay at those places?

i would imagine that HannityDate is like eHarmony -- no homos allowed.

or perhaps you're directed to a prostitution site hosted by Jeff Gannon/Guckart.

and i can totally see Ann Coulter as the madame of a conservative gay brothel, can't you?

(she'd have so much in common with fellow tops).

 

[MrsSpringsteen]

I saw that one

And I bet Irvine is far too hot for that site

 

[Irvine511]

hmmmmmmmmmm ... with all these straight conservative men professing love for our president, it seems like W in that strapping "Mission Accomplished" flight uniform (and what i still think was a sock stuffed in his crotch) has had a huge, unconsciously homoerotic effect on the nation's sex-starved single conservative men.

 

[BVS]

dude, i live in DC. if i want hot conservative man-on-man action, all i've got to do is head down to the RNC or the White House press room. i mean, who *isn't* gay at those places?

True.

 

[BVS]

Oh shit, I just saw someone I know.

Of course I emailed her.

 

[Irvine511]

And I bet Irvine is far too hot for that site

as i've said before ... i look *exactly* like my avatar.

new Jude every monday!

 

[deep]

this fella will never find the right woman

 

[MrsSpringsteen]

as i've said before ... i look *exactly* like my avatar.

In that case I'll be right over..

I found my soulmate

http://www.hannity.com/gallery/Hannidate2005/untitled

 

[Irvine511]

i'd love to post a profile, but use Gannon's (really rather hot, at least from the neck down) pics.

 

[neutral]

In that case I'll be right over..

Get in line

 

[MrsSpringsteen]

Interesting choice of photo

http://www.hannity.com/gallery/Hannidate2005/dan?full=1

I like the lady w/ the gold pants