A_Wanderer
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Couldnt resist, these are pissers.
Now laugh, because this is funny dammit."Top Ten George W. Bush Debate
Strategies
10. Ask the question, 'We've never had a horse-faced president so why start now?'
9. Instead of witty retorts, have Secret Service wrestle Sen. Kerry to the ground.
8. Use Kerry's long-winded answers to take much-needed bathroom breaks.
7. Hope one of them hurricanes cancels the debate.
6. Instead of water, fill Kerry's mug with Red Bull and vodka.
5. Find time to work in joke prop — giant waffle.
4. Moving his lips to pretend microphone isn't working.
3. Handle it same way he handled National Guard duty — don't show up.
2. If Kerry makes a good point, distract him with some chaw spit in the eye.
1. Point out Sen. Kerry's mispronunciation of the word 'nucular.'"
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