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Old 02-17-2012, 05:43 PM   #1021
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Is some sort of prize being awarded for the most derogatory ad hominem attack while completely avoiding substantive discussion?
We gave that away a few years ago, it should still be sitting on your shelf.
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Old 02-17-2012, 06:16 PM   #1022
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FRIESS: On this contraceptive thing, my gosh, it’s so inexpensive. You know, back in my days, they used Baer Aspirin for contraceptives. The gals put it between their knees and it wasn’t that costly.
Hey. What do a Christmas tree and a man who's had a vasectomy have in common?

They both have ornamental balls.

That is a joke. So is what this Friess guy said except that he said "put it between their knees" instead of "hold it between their knees." Does that make it any funnier? I'll keep explaining then. Hold an aspirin between their legs=abstinence and believe it or not, this was the primary form of contraception prior to "the pill." No? Still not getting it?

Well, what ruins this joke for some I suppose is the fact that abstinence remains the cheapest AND most effective form of birth control with the added bonus of STD prevention. Buzzkill I know.

The freedom oral contraceptives and vasectomies have given men and women should be celebrated. AND JOKED ABOUT!!

Now if we could find a pill for Humorless Liberal Syndrome.
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Now if we could find a pill for Humorless Liberal Syndrome.
And what about common sense? Can you take a pill for that?
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