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Old 01-28-2006, 08:20 AM   #1
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God IS A Republican!


READING, Pa. - One registered Republican won't be able to vote in the next election unless he appears at a Berks County Elections Board to explain the signature on his registration form.

The man is registered as Paul S. Sewell, Elections Director Deborah M. Olivieri said, but his form is signed "God."

County Solicitor Alan S. Miller said Sewell claims his "God" signature is merely a legal mark like the "X" used by people who are illiterate.

Sewell, 40, said he will be happy to explain. As the owner of a bail enforcement agency, he finds fugitives, he said.

"Whenever I go to arrest somebody, they say, 'Oh, God, give me another chance. Oh, God, let me go. I'll turn myself in tomorrow,'" Sewell said.

He said he thinks his designated mark is legal. "PennDOT accepted it on my driver's license. I have a credit card with it," he said. "It shouldn't be a problem."

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Old 01-28-2006, 09:17 AM   #2
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you wouldn't think god would need a credit card.

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Old 01-28-2006, 09:31 AM   #3
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God didn't need a credit card. He just couldn't pass up the offer.

I guess this ends the ongoing "Is God a Republican or a Democrat?" debate decisively.
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Well they're both there to listen to us all...
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Old 01-29-2006, 01:25 PM   #5
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'Oh, God, give me another chance. Oh, God, let me go."
Given the right set of circumstances, I'm sure a number of us have heard "Oh, God...." directed toward us.
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