God is a fish????

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Dreadsox

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Word is made flesh as God reveals himself... as a fish

Edward Helmore New York
Sunday March 16, 2003
The Observer

An obscure Jewish sect in New York has been gripped in awe by what it believes to be a mystical visitation by a 20lb carp that was heard shouting in Hebrew, in what many Jews worldwide are hailing as a modern miracle.
Many of the 7,000-member Skver sect of Hasidim in New Square, 30 miles north of Manhattan, believe God has revealed himself in fish form.

According to two fish-cutters at the New Square Fish Market, the carp was about to be slaughtered and made into gefilte fish for Sabbath dinner when it suddenly began shouting apocalyptic warnings in Hebrew.

Many believe the carp was channelling the troubled soul of a revered community elder who recently died; others say it was God. The only witnesses to the mystical show were Zalmen Rosen, a 57-year-old Hasid with 11 children, and his co-worker, Luis Nivelo. They say that on 28 January at 4pm they were about to club the carp on the head when it began yelling.

Nivelo, a Gentile who does not understand Hebrew, was so shocked at the sight of a fish talking in any language that he fell over. He ran into the front of the store screaming: 'It's the Devil! The Devil is here!' Then the shop owner heard it shouting warnings and commands too.

'It said "Tzaruch shemirah" and "Hasof bah",' he told the New York Times, 'which essentially means that everyone needs to account for themselves because the end is near.'

The animated carp commanded Rosen to pray and study the Torah. Rosen tried to kill the fish but injured himself. It was finally butchered by Nivelo and sold.

However, word spread far and wide and Nivelo complains he has been plagued by phone calls from as far away as London and Israel. The story has since been amplified by repetition and some now believe the fish's outburst was a warning about the dangers of the impending war in Iraq.

Some say they fear the born-again President Bush believes he is preparing the world for the Second Coming of Christ, and war in Iraq is just the opening salvo in the battle of Armageddon.

Local resident Abraham Spitz said: 'Two men do not dream the same dream. It is very rare that God reminds people he exists in this modern world. But when he does, you cannot ignore it.'

Others in New Square discount the apocalyptic reading altogether and suggest the notion of a talking fish is as fictional as Tony Soprano's talking-fish dream in an episode of The Sopranos .

Stand-up comedians have already incorporated the carp into their comedy routines at weddings. One gefilte company has considered changing it's slogan to: 'Our fish speaks for itself.'

Still, the shouting carp corresponds with the belief of some Hasidic sects that righteous people can be reincarnated as fish. They say that Nivelo may have been selected because he is not Jewish, but a weary Nivelo told the New York Times : 'I wish I never said anything about it. I'm getting so many calls every day, I've stopped answering. Israel, London, Miami, Brooklyn. They all want to hear about the talking fish.'

A devout Christian, he still thinks the carp was the Devil. 'I don't believe any of this Jewish stuff. But I heard that fish talk.'

He's grown tired of the whole thing. 'It's just a big headache for me,' he added. 'I pull my phone out of the wall at night. I don't sleep and I've lost weight.'
 
Carp are generally a long, boney, trash-eating fish good for keeping pondwater clear. They are not favorable for eating as, say, catfish or tuna, but some people do eat them.

Interestingly, the symbol of the fish is a traditional Christian symbol.

I have given up all meat for Lent, including fish. Yes, ALL of it.

~U2Alabama
 
Isn't there a gag joke product that is a singing carp or trout or some other slimy swimming creature? It sings some awful annoying song and wiggles and it's on a plaque. This sounds like one of them gone outta control :D


I had halibut today.
 
Dub said:
Isn't there a gag joke product that is a singing carp or trout or some other slimy swimming creature? It sings some awful annoying song and wiggles and it's on a plaque. This sounds like one of them gone outta control


I had halibut today.

Yes, along the same lines as those Caddyshack gopher things that sing that Kenny Loggins "It's Alright" song whenever you walk by them. They annoy me at the mall.

I had carrots for lunch, and a veggie sandwich for dinner. Oh, and a slice of cheese pizza when we went bowling.

~U2Alabama
 
Okay, if the fish talked to him in the voice of God, why did he still try to club it over the head? :eyebrow:

And I wonder who bought it.... :scratch:
 
If this is the case, I had the most delicious fillet of God last night.....
 
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I tell you, Dreadsox, the story of a fish shouting out with God's voice is enough to stir a few ideas in one's head, no matter how unimaginative.

Now I KNOW how to open a chapter...

Ant.
 
The singing fish you are talking about is Billy the Bass (I think the name is) - the one on the plaque that wont shut the f*k up.



this story however, is strange, but sure its bound to be like those stories where pple see Jesus in a potato or are convinced that The Virgin Mary is seen in a pineapple.

Maybe the fish was choking on another small fish.......and in trying to cough it out sounded like it was talking.......


It could be made-up to try and 'scare' pple......but, I dunno........
 
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