Gay Penguins Won't Straighten Out

[Dreadsox]

Dread, are you on meds again?

Hehe....no....I am headache free for four days in a ROW!!!!!!!!

This is since the Blizzard back in January.

Best four days I have had.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

why don't they stop trying to turn penguins straight and start trying to figure out how to get the monkeys to stop wackin' off every time a group of school children walks by

 

[nbcrusader]

why don't they stop trying to turn penguins straight and start trying to figure out how to get the monkeys to stop wackin' off every time a group of school children walks by

Are you talking about Bubbles?







(that's Jacko's chimp)

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

(i know)

 

[wizard2c]

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Hi!

Sounds like they've been reading too many Opus cartoons..........

carol
wizard2c

 

[Catman]

Car Crash Leads to
Switched Gears in Man's Sex Drive

A 27 year-old Michigan man was awarded $200,000 after claiming a rear-end auto collision with a truck turned him into a homosexual. The man filed suit against the owners of the truck, alleging that the accident left him unable to carry on a normal sexual relationship with his wife. Furthermore, the man left his wife, moved in with his parents and began frequenting gay bars and perusing homosexual literature. In addition to the $200,000 awarded to the man, the jury also awarded $25,000 to his wife.

WHAT...THE...HELL!

 

[A_Wanderer]

WHAT...THE...HELL!

It may well be quite possible for somebody's sexual orientation to be changed although an accident being the cause is unlikely in the highest regard. Almost as out there as a gay gene.