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Old 11-13-2005, 11:21 AM   #16
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Though I'm sure many will envy them for it, honestly, to me it seems degrading to the men in question to invite a mass of anonymous women to rate them in this fashion.

Of course, they have no way of knowing how many of these respondents really were women.
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captions anyone?

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The WMD are in here?!?!?!?
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^ I knew it would already be up


It doesn't matter what side of the political fence I'm on, that's just plain funny.




Bush, to thinking to himself ...
*In like Flint? Heh, out like BUSH, hell yeah! .... .... uh, uhoh, heh, well that's okay, play it smooth for the camera... one day, thas door will be open, like the door of freedom for China.... (good one, Bman ).*


Bush's approval rating must be REALLY LOW if no one cares enough to make sure the president of the US is managing well enough. You'd think that there would at least be someone saying "the other way, Mr. Bush" instead of taking pictures.... this reminds me of a question about Bush being swept up in a hurricane and you would either save him or take a great photo.......
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By Andy Borowitz
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Updated: 10:31 a.m. ET Nov. 22, 2005

Nov. 22, 2005 - In a special pre-Thanksgiving radio address broadcast from the White House, President George W. Bush asked his fellow Americans to join him in giving thanks for the following things:

My fellow Americans, let's be thankful for global warming, because as these winter months approach, it makes the world such a nice, toasty place.

"Let's be thankful to Brownie for doing such a good job, even if he doesn't have it anymore.

"Let's be thankful that we live in a place like America and not in a place like China where the doors are really tricky to open.

"Let's be thankful that even though my approval numbers are falling, they're still higher than my grades at Yale.

"Let's be thankful for the Sony PlayStation Portable, which really helps you get through those long cabinet meetings when they're going on and on about the economy.

"Let's be thankful that the year is almost over and I've managed to avoid talking to Cindy Sheehan.

"Let's be thankful that John Kerry waited until a year after the election to start saying smart things about Iraq.

"Let's be thankful to Rep. ‘Mean Jean’ Schmidt (R-Ohio) for saying, 'Cowards cut and run, but the brave serve in the Alabama National Guard.'

"Let's be thankful that in nine months it will be August and then I can go on summer vacation again.

"Let's be thankful that we have such courageous men and women working at the CIA, and that we all know their names.

"And finally, my fellow Americans, let's be thankful that, even though we still haven't brought Osama bin Laden to justice, we did finally get Robert Blake."

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From David Letterman:

Top Ten Thoughts Going Through George W. Bush's Mind When He Tried to Open That Locked Door In China

10. "Damn, Al-Queda"

9. "Am I that hungover?"

8. "Wish I'd thought of an exit strategy"

7. "It was easier to get out of the national guard"

6. "Hey, at least I didn't throw up like daddy"

5. "I just heard Oprah's going on Letterman"

4. "I know how to solve this problem — tax cuts for the rich"

3. "I hope this doesn't hurt my chances of getting reelected"

2. "I need another five week vacation"

1. "Talk to Condi about invading China"
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1. "Talk to Condi about invading China"
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