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Old 02-16-2005, 03:52 PM   #1
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Dear God,

Why monkeys?


They are such a distraction.

Their very existence makes it hard to sell the program.
It could have been so much easier without them.

Were you practicing?

Are they your gift to evolutionists?

Why monkeys?
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Old 02-16-2005, 04:33 PM   #2
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That would be so freaking cool if God actually posted a response.
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Old 02-16-2005, 05:19 PM   #3
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Maybe God Part III will.
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Old 02-16-2005, 05:24 PM   #4
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Re: Dear God,

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Why monkeys?


They are such a distraction.

Their very existence makes it hard to sell the program.
It could have been so much easier without them.

Were you practicing?

Are they your gift to evolutionists?

Why monkeys?
Don't be silly. Everyone knows God put monkeys here to test our faith.
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Old 02-16-2005, 05:31 PM   #5
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I thought they put here to make commercials better.
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Monkeys are wondrous compared to mosquitos.........
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Maybe God Part III will.
...Or Yahweh.
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Monkeys are here to fill the ecological niche of banana eating and feces throwing primates
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Oh i love it when you talk dirty.
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Its all in the name of science
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