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Old 10-21-2005, 02:58 AM   #1
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Caption that Bush-meets-Bono photo

http://www.salon.com/politics/war_room//index.html

"You must be thinking of a different Jesus." -- Jim Dowd

President Bush invites Bono to sit behind the desk in the Oval Office, promises to be "right back." -- Bob Glickstein


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Old 10-21-2005, 08:52 AM   #2
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Can I have a bathroom break Bono?

Hey Bono, I should get Karl Rove to wear a beanie like you have that Edge guy do.

Tell me about that little country you come from, is that worth invading?
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Bush: "Because, like our friend here, Mr. Bono, says, we want to help people all over the world take shelter from the pouring rain." Bono: "Um, poison rain." "Eh?" "Poison rain. The lyric is, 'Take shelter from the poison rain.'" "Not pouring?'" "No." "Poison rain? You sure?" "Yes, Mr. President." "Poison's a lot worse than pouring." "Yes, sir." "So I've been singin' it wrong all these years?" "Looks like." -- Locke Peterseim

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Bush: Who´s the President?
Bono: You.
Bush: And who are you?
Bono: The rockstar.
Bush: Rockstar! Ha.
Bono: Yes, Sir?
Bush: One of you advocated peace and was shot.
Bono: You mean the rappers. They´re not rockers.
Bush: Rappers? Who cares for those criminals? No, I mean a white guy. .John... John..
Bono: Lennon.
Bush: No. no. Don´t interrupt me. John... John.. Beatle.
Bono: He wasn´t American.
Bush: Anti-American? That explains why they shot him. You´re with us, or against us.
Bono: Sir, we have to go take pictures now
Bush: Oh yeah pictures (goes to the mirror, whistles) I... am.. too.. sexy for my body..
Bono: By the way, Mr. President, you know, I might win the peace nobel because I´m buddies with everyone.
Bush: This year, they gave it to Mohammed. Figure that out. A guy called Mohammed. Where´s that from?
Bono: Are you ok, Mr. president? Your energy level is nearly nuclear.
Bush: At least I have a decent name. I´m called George. What´s your first name, Bono?
Bono: Paul, Sir.
Bush: Like Paul McCartney?
Bono: I did Live 8 with Paul McCartney.
Bush: My dad saw it and he was delighted. He said: As long as this guy makes them think it´s enough to watch a concert.. he said, hey, Paul, you know, what my dad said? He said you´re a helluva entertainer.
Bono: With all respect, Sir, it is rocknroll, its not only entertainment.
Bush: Come over here, the photographers are waiting.
Bono: Give me your shy smile, Mr. President. The one that makes you look like an idiot.
Bush: Yea, Karl said people like that.
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"i like you boner. i'm gonna give you a nickname so uh... bon-bon... can i call ya bon-bon? heh heh... what about boney? do ya like boney?"

"um... bono is already a nickname."

"heh heh... whatever you say bonerizer dude."
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Old 10-21-2005, 03:49 PM   #7
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Hey Bono, you didn't see the WMD's while you were on tour did you?
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Old 10-21-2005, 04:11 PM   #8
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...just after Bush drops an atomic bomb of his own...

: I heard that, sir. Mind if I walk in front of you?
: Nope. I'm the president, dammit. I walk in front. Heh-heh-heh.
<thinking>: The price I pay to get what I want. <inhales, holds breath>
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"heh heh... ok... put on those platform shoes and stand 5 feet behind me. heh heh... you're almost as tall as me in the picture now boner.. heh heh
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Old 10-21-2005, 10:38 PM   #10
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Still with the damn sunglasses! That's not me doing a caption, just a comment.
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Old 10-21-2005, 10:56 PM   #11
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no shit, really.

"take me serious, mr. most powerful man in the world with my ridiculous sunglasses that I won't even ditch to visit you or the pope".

I love Bono, but my goodness.
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Old 10-21-2005, 11:28 PM   #12
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They are rose coloured sunglasses aren't they?

That explains a lot.
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They are rose coloured sunglasses aren't they?

That explains a lot.
Good one!!
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bono wore sunglasses??? no way!!!



at this point, bono is the sunglasses, and vice versa. he's not ditching them for anyone... they're his trademark. they have become him.
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Old 10-24-2005, 11:50 AM   #15
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Bush: "Fool me once, Boner, shame on you. Fool me twice, er, um, shame on the beenie wearing fellow you play music with. hehe"
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