Originally posted by MrsSpringsteen
(b) Singing "O Little Town of Bethlehem, Pennsylvania."
(c) A song celebrating the comeback of the American auto industry, "Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Ford."
(d) A ditty about hoping for snow at the Panama Canal, "I'm dreaming of a white isthmus."
The modern name for Christmas trees is now:
(f) Those pointy green things with needles and lights
(c) In December, the San Francisco 49ers may not be shown playing the New York Jets, except on black-and-white TV sets.
(d) All traffic lights must be turned off until Jan. 1.
The three wise men in the Nativity scene are objectionable because:
(c) Describing the first people to come to see Jesus as "wise" implies that idiots can't become Christians, which experience tells us is just not so.
Christians believe Jesus came down to Earth and made himself human in order to encourage:
(f) Religious songs that are easily converted into weather songs in Wisconsin
...those were my favorite parts
. But the whole thing was hilarious-thanks for sharing that, MrsSpringsteen