Bush Demands Standing Ovation

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Aw, Diamond - did you miss me?
I've been hovering around and checking that you've all been good, but since everything has been about the war the war and... let me guess, the war; it truly has depressed me. I have seen no reason to respond. There's enough hate.

Anyhow, I apologise Klaus for my frivolous answers, but it had turned into a frivolous discussion prior to my commenting. Plus, you have to admit, Bush not wanting speak unless he is guaranteed a standing ovation is pretty damn funny.

Well, I thought it was anyway. Suit yourselves.:sexywink:

Ant.
 
Anthony said:
Aw, Diamond - did you miss me?
I've been hovering around and checking that you've all been good, but since everything has been about the war the war and... let me guess, the war; it truly has depressed me. I have seen no reason to respond. There's enough hate.

Anyhow, I apologise Klaus for my frivolous answers, but it had turned into a frivolous discussion prior to my commenting. Plus, you have to admit, Bush not wanting speak unless he is guaranteed a standing ovation is pretty damn funny.

Well, I thought it was anyway. Suit yourselves.:sexywink:

Ant.

Well, start a thread Anthony!!!! Come on.....we miss you!
 
diamond said:
he has the walk and posture of a leader.
he has had less sex in the Oval Office than his predecessor.
he has the respect of his wife.
he has the respect of his constituents.
he has the respect and love of the majority of his countrymen and the majority of the free world.:up:



...not a perfect man, but a man w/righteous intentions..
The man is President George Walker Bush..

..leader of the free world..

keep hope alive..


peace
out-
Diamond
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all i know is i got the most responses from this damn post in this thread:angry:
My request is when you folks continue to read this post in the future

would you all please be kind enough to think of Sheena Easton's song-

"When He Shines":angry:?

thank u-
diamond.:sexywink:
:dance:
 
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:lmao:

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:D 3 songs come into my head each time I look at this picture.


'Consider Yourself' from the Muscial 'Oliver' - with Bush skipping down the hall


or 'Bring Me Sunshine' - with Bush dancing Morcombe and Wise style.


or' We're Off To See The Wizard' from The Wizard of Oz...




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oh gawd, thank gawd I DONT work in the Whitehouse for Bush!
 
omg maddie.

we're off to see the wizard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


:lmao:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that seriously just cracked me up. :laugh:
 
yea Klaus....I think he just walk into 'The White House Gents' Loos'









he is walking a mile down to the actual toilet.















There he will rock back and forth sucking his number waiting for his big bombs to drop,



















Then he will walk half-a-mile up to wash his hands.

Then he will exit.

;)
 
diamond said:
righteous:up:

:lol:

Actually, for once, I'm actually not criticizing Bush - making fun of him, yes:) - but his dancability has nothing to do with his Presidency. It's just funny as hell!
 
Now i know what he is doing, he's singing:

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Arise! Ye starvelings from yours slumbers! Arise! Ye criminals of want! For reason in revolt now thunders, And away with all superstitions, Servile masses arise! arise! We`ll change forthwith the old conditions And spurn the dust to win the prize.

Then comrades come rally! The last fight let us face. The Americans Unite the human race! :

;)))
 
i can hear music, sweet sweet music

Loser

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
butane in my veins so i'm out to cut the junkie
with the plastic eyeballs
spray paint the vegetables
dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
kill the headlights and put it in neutral
stock car flamin' with a loser and the cruise control
baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
got a couple of couches sleep on the love seat
someone keeps sayin' I'm insane to complain about
a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
don't believe everything that you breathe
you get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
so shave your face with some mace in the dark
savin' all your food stamps and burnin' down the trailer park
(yo cut it)
Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
(double-barrel buckshot)
Soy un perdedor i'm a loser baby,so why don't you kill me?
Forces of evil in a bozo nightmare
banned all the music with a phony gas chamber
'cuz one's got a weasel and the other's got a flag
one's got on the pole shove the other in a bag
with the rerun shows and the cocaine nose job
the daytime crap with the folksinger slop
he hung himself with a guitar string
slap the turkey neck and it's hangin' on a pigeon wing
you can't write if you can't relate
trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate
and my time is a piece of wax
fallin' on a termite who's chokin' on the splinters
Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
(get crazy with the cheeze whiz)
Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
(drive-by body pierce)
(yo bring it on down)
soooooooyy....
(I'm a driver I'm a winner things are gonna change I can feel it)
Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
(I can't believe you)
Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
[repeat]
(Sprechen sie Deutches, baby)
Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
(Know what I'm sayin'?)
 
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