Blue Gargol Moffia

[YellowKite]

Ok so I work for Nationwide Insurance and one of the things that home office is doing currently is to mail out these Dear Safe Driver letters. They are trolling for new customers - trying to entice people to call in to get a quote, etc. So we got one of these back in the mail today with a letter written back. Below is the EXACT text with spelling errors and grammer choices preserved:


I'm not sure if your aware of this. This blue paper your selling Insurance on is gargol stuff. Have you ever saw blue gargols before. Its' Drakula Raffle. Moffia is what this Color RepresenTs I don't By Blue stuff How many Buisnesses ARE Blue Drakula Moffia

Crazy People Thinks GOD Blue. so is His Angles But "His NOT"

P.S Who sells Drakula Buisnesses




should this person be driving?

 

[nbcrusader]

Perhaps it is a method of getting around Spam filters.

 

[verte76]

Yeah. Idiots can drive, unfortunately.

 

[deep]

it looks like a bad software generated translation.