Belief-O-Matic™ for the people

[deep]

I'll take this test, later.




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[deep]

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Mahayana Buddhism (90%)
3. Liberal Quakers (89%)

 

[all_i_want]

there it is. i am not a christian though. i was supposed to be a muslim, but i never turned out to be one.

1. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (100%)
2. Liberal Quakers (98%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (98%)
4. Neo-Pagan (87%)
5. New Age (83%)
6. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (81%)
7. Secular Humanism (80%)
8. Taoism (73%)
9. Mahayana Buddhism (72%)
10. Bahá'í Faith (71%)
11. New Thought (70%)
12. Scientology (64%)
13. Nontheist (61%)
14. Theravada Buddhism (61%)
15. Reform Judaism (53%)
16. Jainism (50%)
17. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (48%)
18. Orthodox Quaker (47%)
19. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (46%)
20. Sikhism (41%)
21. Hinduism (38%)
22. Jehovah's Witness (36%)
23. Orthodox Judaism (27%)
24. Seventh Day Adventist (23%)
25. Islam (22%)
26. Eastern Orthodox (8%)
27. Roman Catholic (8%)

i am happy with my results, i guess

 

[U2democrat]

Well it hit me right on.

Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestant-100%

Liberal Quaker-96%

 

[Judah]

My top five...

...um, though i certainly hope i'm not much of a neo-pagan.

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Liberal Quakers (95%)
3. Secular Humanism (94%)
4. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (91%)
5. Neo-Pagan (74%)

 

[joyfulgirl]

1. Hinduism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (97%)
3. Mahayana Buddhism (95%)

I don't follow any religion but this is close enough.

 

[Macfistowannabe]

Not too long ago, we had a similar thread. Who cares, I took it over anyways.

1. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (100%)
2. Orthodox Quaker (93%)
3. Seventh Day Adventist (92%)
4. Eastern Orthodox (86%)
5. Roman Catholic (86%)
6. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (68%)
7. Jehovah's Witness (63%)
8. Hinduism (62%)
9. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (58%)
10. Orthodox Judaism (54%)
11. Islam (46%)
12. Jainism (37%)
13. Liberal Quakers (37%)
14. Unitarian Universalism (34%)
15. Bahá'í Faith (34%)
16. Sikhism (34%)
17. Mahayana Buddhism (31%)
18. Theravada Buddhism (31%)
19. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (24%)
20. Neo-Pagan (22%)
21. Scientology (20%)
22. Nontheist (18%)
23. Reform Judaism (17%)
24. New Age (16%)
25. Secular Humanism (14%)
26. New Thought (13%)
27. Taoism (12%)

 

[shrmn8rpoptart]

1. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (100%)
2. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (83%)
3. Eastern Orthodox (81%)
4. Roman Catholic (81%)
5. Seventh Day Adventist (81%)
6. Jehovah's Witness (77%)
7. Orthodox Quaker (70%)
8. Orthodox Judaism (66%)
9. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (61%)
10. Bahá'í Faith (57%)
11. Islam (57%)
12. Hinduism (42%)
13. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (42%)
14. Sikhism (41%)
15. Liberal Quakers (36%)
16. Jainism (29%)
17. Reform Judaism (25%)
18. Unitarian Universalism (23%)
19. Mahayana Buddhism (23%)
20. Theravada Buddhism (23%)
21. New Thought (17%)
22. Nontheist (17%)
23. Neo-Pagan (14%)
24. Scientology (14%)
25. New Age (8%)
26. Secular Humanism (3%)
27. Taoism (3%)

 

[BAW]

1. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (100%)
2. Liberal Quakers (92%)
3. Reform Judaism (91%)

 

[Se7en]

1. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (96%)
3. Liberal Quakers (92%)
4. Secular Humanism (89%)
5. Nontheist (69%)

i...have...no...idea...how this spit me out as a mainline christian?

 

[unosdostres14]

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Liberal Quakers (90%)
3. Mahayana Buddhism (89%)

 

[unosdostres14]

haha....my bottom two were Eastern Orthodox and Roman Catholic

 

[all_i_want]

how come i am turkish and all of you are more muslim than me? whats the matter with you people?

 

[BigIdeas]

1. Liberal Quakers (100%)
2. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (100%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
4. Sikhism (81%)
5. Orthodox Quaker (79%)
6. Reform Judaism (79%)
7. Theravada Buddhism (71%)
8. Neo-Pagan (70%)
9. Secular Humanism (69%)
10. Hinduism (63%)
11. Eastern Orthodox (61%)
12. Roman Catholic (61%)
13. Mahayana Buddhism (60%)
14. New Age (60%)
15. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (59%)
16. Taoism (58%)
17. Orthodox Judaism (57%)
18. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (56%)
19. Seventh Day Adventist (55%)
20. Bahá'í Faith (53%)
21. Jainism (52%)
22. Islam (48%)
23. Jehovah's Witness (39%)
24. New Thought (37%)
25. Nontheist (37%)
26. Scientology (34%)
27. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (26%)

I'm actually Eastern Orthodox...

 

[all_i_want]

no youre not. the belief-o-matic doesnt think so, BigIdeas

 

[XHendrix24]

1. Orthodox Quaker (100%)
2. Eastern Orthodox (95%)
3. Roman Catholic (95%)
4. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (93%)
5. Seventh Day Adventist (90%)
6. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (84%)
7. Liberal Quakers (72%)
8. Unitarian Universalism (66%)
9. Orthodox Judaism (63%)
10. Reform Judaism (62%)
11. Islam (60%)
12. Jehovah's Witness (59%)
13. Hinduism (57%)
14. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (55%)
15. Bahá'í Faith (54%)
16. Jainism (54%)
17. Neo-Pagan (54%)
18. Sikhism (50%)
19. Mahayana Buddhism (47%)
20. Secular Humanism (41%)
21. New Age (40%)
22. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (40%)
23. Scientology (39%)
24. New Thought (38%)
25. Theravada Buddhism (36%)
26. Taoism (31%)
27. Nontheist (24%)

Eh, close enough. I'm a Roman Catholic in reality. I think the main thing that got me was the gay question.

 

[indra]

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (99%)
3. Liberal Quakers (86%)
4. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (82%)
5. Nontheist (78%)
6. Theravada Buddhism (68%)
7. Neo-Pagan (63%)
8. Taoism (49%)
9. Bahá'í Faith (48%)
10. New Age (46%)
11. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (44%)
12. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (40%)
13. Reform Judaism (39%)
14. Orthodox Quaker (37%)
15. Mahayana Buddhism (36%)
16. Jehovah's Witness (31%)
17. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (31%)
18. New Thought (31%)
19. Sikhism (26%)
20. Scientology (25%)
21. Jainism (22%)
22. Seventh Day Adventist (17%)
23. Hinduism (13%)
24. Eastern Orthodox (10%)
25. Islam (10%)
26. Orthodox Judaism (10%)
27. Roman Catholic (10%)

Looks about right.

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Liberal Quakers (96%)
3. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (92%)
4. Bahá'í Faith (81%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (80%)
6. Reform Judaism (76%)
7. Mahayana Buddhism (75%)
8. Secular Humanism (74%)
9. Neo-Pagan (69%)
10. Taoism (65%)
11. Jainism (64%)
12. Sikhism (64%)
13. New Thought (62%)
14. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (60%)
15. New Age (60%)
16. Scientology (54%)
17. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (53%)
18. Hinduism (51%)
19. Orthodox Quaker (50%)
20. Orthodox Judaism (48%)
21. Nontheist (47%)
22. Islam (43%)
23. Jehovah's Witness (43%)
24. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (32%)
25. Seventh Day Adventist (23%)
26. Eastern Orthodox (17%)
27. Roman Catholic (17%)

 

[A_Wanderer]

1. Nontheist (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (98%)
3. Secular Humanism (96%)
4. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (86%)
5. Liberal Quakers (79%)
6. Theravada Buddhism (77%)
7. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (63%)
8. Neo-Pagan (63%)
9. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (58%)
10. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (56%)
11. New Thought (52%)
12. Reform Judaism (51%)
13. Bah�'� Faith (49%)
14. Taoism (46%)
15. Scientology (44%)
16. Jehovah's Witness (39%)
17. New Age (38%)
18. Sikhism (37%)
19. Mahayana Buddhism (36%)
20. Eastern Orthodox (30%)
21. Islam (30%)
22. Orthodox Judaism (30%)
23. Roman Catholic (30%)
24. Orthodox Quaker (26%)
25. Hinduism (23%)
26. Seventh Day Adventist (23%)
27. Jainism (17%)

 

[BostonAnne]

1. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (100%)
2. Liberal Quakers (99%)
3. Reform Judaism (93%)
4. Unitarian Universalism (89%)
5. Bahá'í Faith (86%)
6. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (72%)
7. Orthodox Judaism (72%)
8. Islam (67%)
9. Secular Humanism (66%)
10. Orthodox Quaker (65%)

 

[blueyedpoet]

I always come out Hindu and large vessel Buddhist...I actually consider myself a taoist christian

 

[BigMacPhisto]

Secular Humanism (100%)

Basically, I'm a liberal atheist...

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

this is so not accurate. i would say i'm a cross between liberal protestant and liberal quaker.

1. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (100%)
2. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (92%)
3. Jehovah's Witness (84%)
4. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (81%)
5. Orthodox Quaker (81%)
6. Liberal Quakers (74%)
7. Mahayana Buddhism (71%)
8. Neo-Pagan (71%)
9. Unitarian Universalism (70%)
10. Sikhism (66%)
11. Theravada Buddhism (64%)
12. Bahá'í Faith (62%)
13. Reform Judaism (60%)
14. Eastern Orthodox (59%)
15. Hinduism (59%)
16. Roman Catholic (59%)
17. Orthodox Judaism (59%)
18. Jainism (55%)
19. New Age (55%)
20. Seventh Day Adventist (53%)
21. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (49%)
22. Secular Humanism (46%)
23. Islam (46%)
24. Taoism (44%)
25. New Thought (38%)
26. Scientology (37%)
27. Nontheist (23%)

edit: blah, just realized i bumped a days-old thread. forgot what page i was reading.

 

[earthshell]

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Secular Humanism (97%)
3. Liberal Quakers (88%)
4. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (85%)
5. Neo-Pagan (74%)
6. Theravada Buddhism (74%)
7. Nontheist (66%)
8. New Age (61%)
9. Bahá'í Faith (56%)
10. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (51%)
11. Taoism (49%)
12. Reform Judaism (47%)
13. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (46%)
14. Mahayana Buddhism (44%)
15. New Thought (41%)
16. Orthodox Quaker (37%)
17. Scientology (35%)
18. Sikhism (35%)
19. Jehovah's Witness (33%)
20. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (32%)
21. Jainism (30%)
22. Hinduism (22%)
23. Seventh Day Adventist (16%)
24. Eastern Orthodox (15%)
25. Islam (15%)
26. Orthodox Judaism (15%)
27. Roman Catholic (15%)

surprised i didn't show up as a nontheist first on the list.

 

[80sU2isBest]

1. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (100%)

27 (last). Secular Humanism (15%) [Frankly, I'm surprised it's THAT high)

 

[nbcrusader]

The weight rankings can create such anomalies.

 

[honeychild]

Quick background - I spent my teenage years in a new age community....

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (93%)
3. Liberal Quakers (93%)
4. Neo-Pagan (88%)
5. Secular Humanism (86%)
6. New Age (84%)
7. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (71%)
8. New Thought (69%)
9. Scientology (64%)
10. Bahá'í Faith (63%)
11. Reform Judaism (61%)
12. Theravada Buddhism (61%)
13. Taoism (59%)
14. Mahayana Buddhism (58%)
15. Nontheist (53%)
16. Orthodox Quaker (45%)
17. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (41%)
18. Sikhism (37%)
19. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (34%)
20. Jainism (33%)
21. Hinduism (28%)
22. Jehovah's Witness (27%)
23. Orthodox Judaism (26%)
24. Islam (21%)
25. Seventh Day Adventist (16%)
26. Eastern Orthodox (13%)
27. Roman Catholic (13%)

 

[popacrobat]

mine was right on...im roman catholic and eastern orthodox is catholic too. fairly accurate

1. Roman Catholic (100%)
2. Eastern Orthodox (100%)
3. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (96%)
4. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (89%)
5. Jehovah's Witness (89%)
6. Orthodox Quaker (78%)
7. Seventh Day Adventist (73%)
8. Orthodox Judaism (69%)
9. Bahá'í Faith (67%)
10. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (66%)
11. Islam (61%)
12. Hinduism (58%)
13. Jainism (52%)
14. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (47%)
15. Sikhism (47%)
16. Liberal Quakers (39%)
17. Mahayana Buddhism (31%)
18. Unitarian Universalism (30%)
19. Neo-Pagan (29%)
20. Reform Judaism (24%)
21. Theravada Buddhism (21%)
22. New Thought (21%)
23. Scientology (19%)
24. New Age (16%)
25. Nontheist (14%)
26. Secular Humanism (10%)
27. Taoism (6%)

 

[financeguy]

1. Liberal Quakers (100%)
2. Bahá'í Faith (99%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (91%)
4. Sikhism (90%)
5. Orthodox Judaism (89%)
6. Reform Judaism (88%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (84%)
8. Islam (83%)
9. Jainism (82%)
10. Orthodox Quaker (77%)
11. Mahayana Buddhism (69%)
12. New Age (66%)
13. Hinduism (63%)
14. Theravada Buddhism (63%)
15. Neo-Pagan (62%)
16. Eastern Orthodox (56%)
17. Roman Catholic (56%)
18. Seventh Day Adventist (56%)
19. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (54%)
20. Secular Humanism (53%)
21. Taoism (52%)
22. New Thought (46%)
23. Scientology (40%)
24. Nontheist (39%)
25. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (33%)
26. Jehovah's Witness (33%)
27. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (28%)

I've done this test a few times and Liberal Quaker, Universalist and Orthodox Judaism usually vie for the top spots with Mainline/Liberal Protestantism also usually appearing relatively high.

 

[80sU2isBest]

I always come out Hindu and large vessel Buddhist...I actually consider myself a taoist christian

What is a taoist Christian? How are the 2 compatible?