Australia in genral

[Irvine511]

i once had a very, very intense dream about moving to Australia and when i woke up, i was convinced that it was something i had to do, it was akin to a "calling." i was still half asleep, and i ran over to the computer and started browsing ticket prices to Sydney, and it wasn't until i saw the cost of tickets that i actually woke up and realized just what i was doing.

 

[MsGiggles]

I thought i might post this link as i everytime i hear some of you call thongs "flip-flops" and G-Strings "thongs" ! I hope this finds you better edumacated

Speak properly!

Good to know this stuff before I come your way - esp. "fanny pack"

 

[JCR]

Having great fun on this thread--informative too!
FLySo High, Would this be proper? "I better put a franger in my bum bag in case I get flogged and I let some bloke poke my fanny."

I apologize in advance for sinking to such depths, but I couldn't resist.... Blame it on low American impulse control and too many green leafy vegetables.

 

[fly so high!]

"I better put a franger in my bum bag in case I get flogged and I let some bloke poke my fanny."

Generally, JCR............we don't tend to get beaten up...ie: cop a floggin'/get flogged before someone makes a sexual advance....ie: putting the hard word on you/or when a bloke is on the crawl/or on the pull!

That kind of behaviour....ie: caper/or "shit"....would get ya' a fair ol' boot in the jatz crackers

The Ozzie Bloke finds it far more effective to line up a "sheila"with a few bottles of "tart fuel" before he tries to get her in the sack and give the ferret a run.

 

[dazzlingamy]

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[JCR]

Generally, JCR............we don't tend to get beaten up...ie: cop a floggin'/get flogged before someone makes a sexual advance....ie: putting the hard word on you/or when a bloke is on the crawl/or on the pull!

That kind of behaviour....ie: caper/or "shit"....would get ya' a fair ol' boot in the jatz crackers

The Ozzie Bloke finds it far more effective to line up a "sheila"with a few bottles of "tart fuel" before he tries to get her in the sack and give the ferret a run.

Oh, didn't you know we american women like violence with our sex? J/K. Obviously I thought flogged meant getting tanked...Please don't boot me in the jatz crackers (what are jatz crackers? and do I even have them?) when my husband and I retire down under.

 

[fly so high!]

Oh, didn't you know we american women like violence with our sex? J/K. Obviously I thought flogged meant getting tanked...Please don't boot me in the jatz crackers (what are jatz crackers? and do I even have them?) when my husband and I retire down under.

No......"getting tanked" would be the same as "getting pissed,smashed or shit-faced"........but this is where it can get confusing for the non-ozzie, "pissed" can also mean getting angry and "smashed" can also mean getting beaten up or being beaten in a game/competition ............ie: "Geez, I'm pissed with you!" or "You're gonna get smashed!"

Don't worry i'll have you and hubby talking "strine- Australian language" in no time,Aussies will think you were born and bred here!!!..........lesson 3 "How to sound like a Aussie" tomorrow!

P.S A Jatz cracker is a crunchy savoury biscuit that usually is accompanied with a piece of cheese and/or cabonosi.......and what can make a "crunching" sound on males person if you were to kick them very hard?

 

[MsGiggles]

No......"getting tanked" would be the same as "getting pissed,smashed or shit-faced"........but this is where it can get confusing for the non-ozzie, "pissed" can also mean getting angry and "smashed" can also mean getting beaten up or being beaten in a game/competition ............ie: "Geez, I'm pissed with you!" or "You're gonna get smashed!"

Don't worry i'll have you and hubby talking "strine- Australian language" in no time,Aussies will think you were born and bred here!!!..........lesson 3 "How to sound like a Aussie" tomorrow!

P.S A Jatz cracker is a crunchy savoury biscuit that usually is accompanied with a piece of cheese and/or cabonosi.......and what can make a "crunching" sound on males person if you were to kick them very hard?

good to know

 

[JCR]

Phwew! I guess its me mate's that got to worry then!

 

[fly so high!]

Phwew! I guess its me mate's that got to worry then!

Spoken like a true ockerette!