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Old 02-02-2005, 11:11 PM   #1
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Ask the male heterosexual!

I sleep, eat, and have sex. Sometime all three at once! Ask any question you’d like, but their answers will be confined to one of three words: sleep, food, and sex.
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Old 02-03-2005, 12:03 AM   #2
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Any question I'd like ... hmmm ...

1. Which of your three listed activities is the worst?

2. How do you feel the revival of premillennialism has impacted the study of eschatology?

3. Which of your three listed activities is the best?

4. Who do you support in the New Zealand political arena?
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Old 02-03-2005, 05:04 AM   #3
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Aren't these getting old?
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I can ask a real heterosexual? Wow!

Is it true that you have difficulty telling who the parents of your children are? I watched Jerry Springer the other day, and I was really surprised that you could really go through seven DNA tests and still not know who the "baby daddy" is!

I tell you. If I didn't know better, I would have thought that heterosexuals were all dirty, godless whores.

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Old 02-03-2005, 10:20 AM   #5
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Any question I'd like ... hmmm ...

1. Which of your three listed activities is the worst?

2. How do you feel the revival of premillennialism has impacted the study of eschatology?

3. Which of your three listed activities is the best?

4. Who do you support in the New Zealand political arena?
1) Sex
2) Sleep
3) Sex
4) Food
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Old 02-03-2005, 10:21 AM   #6
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Answer: Sex
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Old 02-03-2005, 10:23 AM   #7
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I can ask a real heterosexual? Wow!

Is it true that you have difficulty telling who the parents of your children are? I watched Jerry Springer the other day, and I was really surprised that you could really go through seven DNA tests and still not know who the "baby daddy" is!

I tell you. If I didn't know better, I would have thought that heterosexuals were all dirty, godless whores.

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Again, sex.
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I can ask a real heterosexual? Wow!

Is it true that you have difficulty telling who the parents of your children are? I watched Jerry Springer the other day, and I was really surprised that you could really go through seven DNA tests and still not know who the "baby daddy" is!

I tell you. If I didn't know better, I would have thought that heterosexuals were all dirty, godless whores.

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Old 02-04-2005, 12:00 AM   #9
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Aren't these getting old?
No, these are not old until we get the "ask the riverdance fanatic"
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No, these are not old until we get the "ask the riverdance fanatic"
If I wake up tomorrow and find such a thread, I will not be surprised.
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I had great seats at a Riverdance performance once. And no, Michael Flatulence wasn't the lead. Thankfully.

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I love Riverdance

I'd ask any male heterosexual who loved Riverdance to marry me
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Old 02-04-2005, 05:17 AM   #13
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if you're a male heterosexual then why on earth are you spending time on the internet instead of sleeping, eating and/or having sex?

even more shockingly
if you truly are a male heterosexual then why isn't drinking in your possible answer list?

my guess is that you just might be a jewish lesbian posing as a male hetero
the internet is a scary place yes
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