Ask The Lunatic

[sallycinnamon78]

Fire away.

 

[sallycinnamon78]

Seriously.

 

[U2democrat]

what makes you a looney?

 

[starsgoblue]

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic. And so am I.

 

[sallycinnamon78]

Well, I get around by means of a flying carpet, if that helps.

 

[sallycinnamon78]

Meet my invisible friend Harvey.

 

[sallycinnamon78]

If love is the answer... then what is the question?

Next please.

 

[MrBrau1]

Will you bend over?

 

[sallycinnamon78]

Are you a lunatic also?

 

[MrBrau1]

Are you a lunatic also?

No. I'm horny.

 

[sallycinnamon78]

Then you're in the wrong thread... you want the 'Ask The Horny Toad' thread, which you will find next door.

 

[deep]

No. I'm horny.

Does your mom know you logged on the the internet?

 

[MrBrau1]

Does your mom know you logged on the the internet?

Yes. I asked her to bend over first. She said "no, go find someone on the internet."

 

[sallycinnamon78]

Who let Brau out?

 

[verte76]

I've been known to get around on UFO's. My UFO stuff is strictly jokes, I don't take the UFO existence thing seriously at all.

 

[U2democrat]

my cousin is schizophrenic-bipolar she's been in and out of institutions all her life but she's not in one right now....though she ought to be....she truly is

 

[Muggsy]

Meet my invisible friend Harvey.

Hi Harvey!!!

my invisible friend, Pepito, wants to ask you if you order sally to burn things.

 

[sallycinnamon78]

Only on Sundays. What about you?

 

[deep]

Are you Dutch Indonesian?

 

[Muggsy]

Only on Sundays. What about you?

nope ... but my Pepito must be Irish cuz he likes beer a lot

 

[sallycinnamon78]

Are you Dutch Indonesian?

Me? No. Why? Are you?

 

[deep]

Me? No. Why? Are you?

This is not: ask deep.

 

[sallycinnamon78]

This is not: ask deep.

That's debatable, friend - it is 'Ask the Lunatic', but no particular lunatic is specified.

Are you seriously trying to tell me that you're NOT a lunatic?

 

[Macfistowannabe]

I have a question: is Deep a lunatic?

 

[Axver]

I have a question: is Deep a lunatic?

Aren't all FYM posters lunatics?

 

[Macfistowannabe]

Aren't all FYM posters lunatics?

Yes, of course.

Oh, sorry, not my question. Well, I don't think so...

 

[BonosSaint]

If you know you are a lunatic, are you?

 

[sallycinnamon78]

Yes to all.
Except Brau.

 

[dazzledbylight]

my cousin is schizophrenic-bipolar she's been in and out of institutions all her life but she's not in one right now....though she ought to be....she truly is

to inject a non-jovial comment.....
Your cousin, U2d is carrying a great mental/emotional burden.
I have never heard of some one having that combination of of diagnosisies. I wonder if she has been properly diagnosed? And as medication is still an art as well as a science- she still might not have right combination & doses of medicines for HER. Everyone has a unique Biochemistry and envoronment/social factors thaT affect that biochem & visa versa.

 

[sallycinnamon78]

my cousin is schizophrenic-bipolar she's been in and out of institutions all her life but she's not in one right now....though she ought to be....she truly is

Sorry to hear about your cousin u2d... I hope the thread didn't upset you.