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Old 03-12-2005, 12:52 PM   #1
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Ask the GOP-Controlled Whortense!

Dear Sinners,

I have decided to grace yourself with my presence. Any questions are up for grabs, and the rules are that you must expect a "GOP-Controlled Whortense" style answer.

If you are easily offended, thou should probably go back to the hell that you came from.

(And, of course, this is all in jest.)

So ask away or get thee to a nunnery.
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Old 03-12-2005, 01:00 PM   #2
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Is Dick Cheney really that big, or was that picture fake?
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Is God on America's side

or just the red states?
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Old 03-12-2005, 01:07 PM   #4
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Am I going to hell for having my username as it is?
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Old 03-12-2005, 01:07 PM   #5
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Is Dick Cheney really that big, or was that picture fake?
"Big"? I dare not know what you mean.

If this is dirty sexual innuendo, I will have Jesus wash your mouth out with soap!
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Old 03-12-2005, 01:10 PM   #6
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you look like Joan Rivers
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Old 03-12-2005, 01:12 PM   #7
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Is God on America's side

or just the red states?
Oh it's simple. On Judgment Day, the "blue states" will be consumed to the furthest depths of hell.

The "red states" will never make it to Judgment Day. They will ascend to Heaven on the Rapture.

Hooray!
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Old 03-12-2005, 01:13 PM   #8
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Am I going to hell for having my username as it is?
Yes. Repent for the day is nigh!

If not, more room for me and Jesus.
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Old 03-12-2005, 01:14 PM   #9
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Does John Kerry still get Botox?
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Old 03-12-2005, 01:40 PM   #10
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GOP-Controlled Whortense, I've seen your writings. Hell, I could have sworn that I've written them myself in a delusional state.

But that's besides the point. What do you do in your spare time when you're not "America's Greatest Christian"? Do you have any hobbies? What's your favorite movie? Do you have a favorite actor/actress?

Do tell. Us heathens want to know and follow your glorious example.

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Old 03-12-2005, 02:15 PM   #11
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Does the GOP Control you with the same Mind Control Satelite as the Neocons? Do tinfoil hats really protect our thoughts?
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Do you really think you're clever?
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Do you really think you're clever?
I could ask you the same question.
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Old 03-13-2005, 08:17 AM   #15
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Botox. No botox. He'll burn all the same!
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