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Old 03-13-2005, 09:19 AM   #16
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Does the GOP Control you with the same Mind Control Satelite as the Neocons? Do tinfoil hats really protect our thoughts?
I have a direct feed tapped into my brain. And "tinfoil hats" are such an old Whortense's tale. Colloidal silver is where it's at!
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Old 03-13-2005, 09:20 AM   #17
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What makes you feel sexy?
A Godly woman like myself does not feel "sexy." Those who do consume themselves with lust and burn in eternal hellfire!
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Old 03-13-2005, 09:21 AM   #18
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Can i wear a white dress when i marry Major Basstrap next month? Or should i shy away from
the holy white, cos im kinda slutty, you know......
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So out of all the sinners, which one's burn the fastest?
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Old 03-13-2005, 03:06 PM   #20
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I could ask you the same question.
No fair, I asked first.
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Old 03-13-2005, 04:45 PM   #21
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In the rapture will the Godly ones just disappear or will they spontaneously combust?
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Old 03-13-2005, 04:54 PM   #22
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I'm curious: should we stone disobedient children?
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Old 03-13-2005, 05:04 PM   #23
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Is it okay to lust after Jenna and Barbara?
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Old 03-13-2005, 08:29 PM   #24
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But that's besides the point. What do you do in your spare time when you're not "America's Greatest Christian"? Do you have any hobbies? What's your favorite movie? Do you have a favorite actor/actress?
In my spare time, I carve personalized "Christian stones." If we are going to "liberate" heathens, then we must do it correctly!

My favorite movie is "Left Behind II: Tribulation Force." And my favorite actor is Kirk Cameron.
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Old 03-13-2005, 08:30 PM   #25
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Can i wear a white dress when i marry Major Basstrap next month? Or should i shy away from the holy white, cos im kinda slutty, you know......
"Born-again" virgins must wear black to match their souls.
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Old 03-13-2005, 08:31 PM   #26
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So out of all the sinners, which one's burn the fastest?
None of them burn fast. They burn forever and ever and ever and ever.
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In the rapture will the Godly ones just disappear or will they spontaneously combust?
We "Godly ones" (and to be specific, I only mean myself), will disappear, where I will head into the clouds and watch below, where I can enjoy the heathens' torment.
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Is it okay to lust after Jenna and Barbara?
Repent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 03-13-2005, 08:35 PM   #29
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I'm curious: should we stone disobedient children?
It is in the Bible, after all, according to GOP Whortense's signature.

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This is my favorite thread ever.

Even though you may think I'll be burning unless I deprogram and turn straight.

Do homosexuals burn at a hotter temp than heterosexuals, or do all sinners burn at the same temp?
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