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Old 01-25-2008, 05:11 PM   #1
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Ask the asshole?

I understand that being an asshole doesn't distinguish me from 98% of the rest of you, but I'm very self aware, so ask away.
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Old 01-25-2008, 05:14 PM   #2
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Dear Gab, oh.

Um, Dalton, why didn't you go to College?
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Dear Gab, oh.

Um, Dalton, why didn't you go to College?
Well, my original plan was to go to college. Actually, that's why I got my job at McDonalds - to raise money for school. But during my 5th year of high school the manager told me that if I kept working the fry machine they way I did, that I would probably become a manager some day. Do you know that they let managers have mustaches?

Let's just say that I really understand when high school basketball players skip college to go straight to the NBA. Why go to college if they are gonna offer you the world without it.
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What's the square root of 49?
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What's the square root of 49?

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What was prison like?
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This should be moved. Not really FYM material. Kinda pointless, really.





















Wait, this is act the asshole, right?
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Battlestar Galactica or Roadhouse, which one is more politically insightful?
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Re: Ask the asshole?

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I understand that being an asshole doesn't distinguish me from 98% of the rest of you, but I'm very self aware, so ask away.
Hey Asshole,

Your individual portion of the national debt is $40,000.

When are you going to pay up?
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What was prison like?

Cold if you have a thin cell mate, warm if you have a heavy one.
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Battlestar Galactica or Roadhouse, which one is more politically insightful?

Roadhouse stars both Patrick Swayze and Sam Elliot. Together they make up two thirds of the Holy Trinity of Cinema Badassery. Do you think they care about political insightfulness?

They leave that for virgins to discuss.
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Hey Asshole,

Your individual portion of the national debt is $40,000.

When are you going to pay up?

I've gotta overcome this addiction to crank first.
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