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Old 02-14-2006, 07:01 AM   #1
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A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.

Zeljko Tupic, from Belgrade, told doctors he had experienced erectile difficulties in the past.

So as he prepared for a night with his new lover, he decided to insert a thin pencil into his penis.

Tupic had to cut his sex session short when the pencil shifted and became lodged in his bladder, forcing him to call an ambulance, the daily Kurir reported.

Doctor Aleksandar Milosevic from Belgrade's Zvezdara hospital, who succesfully removed the pencil, said: "At first the patient did not tell us what really happened, but x-rays proved the truth.

"Tupic said he had no idea there were things like Viagra available but agreed that in future he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils."
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Beyond the "strange but true" and wince inducing nature of this story how the bloody hell does a creature of any awareness engage in a behaviour that runs opposite to every piece of common sense and intuition.
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Old 02-14-2006, 09:08 AM   #2
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I'd say the winner of today's Dumb Ass Award - don't you think?
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Definitely not the sharpest tool in the shed........
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How dumb can you get?
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Perhaps this is a good illustration of how far some people will go to satisfy sexual desire.
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Ummm...ouch??!
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how did he do that?????...
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Shame there's no mention of him destroying his ability to reproduce, otherwise he'd be a perfect candidate for a Darwin Award.
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Geeze, what an idiot.
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Definitely not the sharpest tool in the shed........
perhaps
the sharpest pencil in the box?

the thing with pencils
the eraser permits one to start over if they
get it wrong
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Shame there's no mention of him destroying his ability to reproduce, otherwise he'd be a perfect candidate for a Darwin Award.
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