a question about god and jesus

[all_i_want]

could jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?






















wow.. wow.. god does so much for me and doesnt ask for anything in return

 

[nbcrusader]

As Father Guido Sarducci might say:

Yes, He could mircowave a burrito so hot he couldn't eat it


Then he would eat it.

 

[U2democrat]

 

[melon]

Well, he was 100% human. If he could die on a crucifix, I'd imagine a hot burrito could burn his mouth.

I hope that's not too irreverent...lol.

Melon

 

[Macfistowannabe]

Nbcrusader said it better than I could.

 

[earthshell]

his mouth would burn, as mine would.

 

[coemgen]

I think he'd be wise enough to wait for it to cool down before he ate it.

 

[earthshell]

what if he's got a busy schedule?

 

[Irvine511]

i don't think they even had burritos, let alone microwaves, in turn-of-the-milennium Jerusalem.

 

[earthshell]

"could he" is the question. not "did he."

 

[coemgen]

Wow Irvine, way to kill a fun thread.

 

[nbcrusader]

If He can create the world, He certainly could create a microwave and burrito for purposes of this question.

 

[coemgen]

This is true. The guy turned water into wine people, come on!

 

[BorderGirl]

O.me. gahhhh.

 

[earthshell]

he'd microwave it, turn it into wine, and then drink it.

 

[coemgen]

I wish I could do that.

 

[earthshell]

if i could do that, i'd be a drunk.

 

[Irvine511]

Wow Irvine, way to kill a fun thread.

sorry.

irony doesn't come across well in this forum. i was trying to be humorous.

apologies.

carry on ...

 

[coemgen]

Sorry right back at you.