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Old 08-21-2005, 08:52 AM   #1
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40 Funny Reasons Why It's Wonderful To Be A Woman

1. When a ship sinks, women (and children) get off first.

2. A woman can hug her best friend without worrying she'll think she's gay.

3. Women can talk to attractive members of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

4. A woman can never be blamed if it's wet on the floor around the toilet bowl.

5. If a woman cheats on her spouse everyone will assume it's because she was being emotionally neglected.

6. Women are capable of doing at least two different things to a passable standard at the same time.

7. Women live longer than men.

8. Women know how to cover up spots and other facial blemishes.

9. If a woman inexplicably disappears for two weeks, one of her friends will notice.

10. Women mature earlier than men (some men never mature at all).

11. There are times when chocolate is really the answer to all woman's problems.

12. Women don't feel uncomfortable with gay waiters or hairdressers.

13. A woman can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

14. Women know the truth about whether size matters...

15. A woman can take a drive without trying to beat her best time.

16. If a woman forgets to shave, no-one has to know.

17. Women are capable of going longer than five minutes without thinking about either sex or football.

18. Women never lust after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.

19. Women can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

20. Women can cry and get off a speeding ticket.

21. A woman can get a whole new lease on life just by changing her lipstick.

22. A woman can congratulate her team-mate without ever touching her rear.

23. Women don't have to worry about catching anything important in their zipper.

24. If a woman says something stupid, most men will just think she's cute.

25. Women can admit to others when they've made a mistake

26. If a woman cries, she's sensitive; if a man cries, he's a wimp.

27. Women know who their children are without having a DNA test.

28. It's cool to be a daddy's girl. It's sad to be a mummy's boy.

29. Women can wear platforms - which is why there is no such thing as a short woman's complex.

30. Women can watch one TV channel at a time without getting bored.

31. Women have total control over their eyebrows.

32. Women can get drunk quicker and cheaper than men.

33. A woman's friend won't try to persuade her to get a tattoo while she's drunk.

34. A woman won't drive to Hell and back before she asks for directions.

35. Women aren't covered with hair like shag carpeting.

36. Woman don't feel threatened if their partner earns more than they do.

37. For women, a new season means a whole new wardrobe.

38. Women know exactly what buttons to push to get exactly what they want.

39. Women don't think reading the manual is a betrayal of all their species stands for.

40. Women can keep pot plants alive for more than a week.
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Re: 40 Funny Reasons Why It's Wonderful To Be A Woman

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19. Women can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
I never thought about that.
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3. Women can talk to attractive members of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

I'm afraid I have to disagree with this one.













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Great list!
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I have to admit...
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I know this is just playing off stereotypes, but I don't see anything "wimpy" about men who cry, and I have issues w/ some of the others as well. Don't mean to spoil the fun

Some of these however are spot on

Women are capable of going longer than five minutes without thinking about either sex or football.

Does it count if you think about sex w/ Tom Brady (or other suitable player) when you're watching football?
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*40. Women can keep pot plants alive for more than a week.*

I strongly disagree with this one
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I find this list very funny. For some moments are very true, some are just sad, some give power to women, while others just destroy the whole idea.

Kinda like humanity I guess.
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Re: 40 Funny Reasons Why It's Wonderful To Be A Woman

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20. Women can cry and get off a speeding ticket.



I didn't cry when I got pulled over in Phoenix a couple of months ago for an expired out-of-state registration (unbeknownst to me) but I did express a lot of other female emotions and the cop just looked at me and said, "if you're not in court next Monday at 8:30 a.m. a warrant will be issued for your arrest."

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THIS IS THE BEST THREAD EVER!!!! I am showing this right now to all the gals at the office!!!! To MissMaCo
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*40. Women can keep pot plants alive for more than a week.*

I strongly disagree with this one
yeap I disagree as well Rono
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THIS IS THE BEST THREAD EVER!!!! I am showing this right now to all the gals at the office!!!! To MissMaCo
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pot plants???

Shouldnt that be potted plants?

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pot plants???

Shouldnt that be potted plants?








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