You can officially be a smooth talker

[Laura M]

Mendel's Serenade.


The cat sat on the mat

An Attempt To Stand In The Way Of Progress

so he turned into a yellow lillied pond bat

although I must confess, or shall I say, profess?

 

[UberBeaver]

What?

 

[Laura M]

click on the smiley

What?

 

[adrball]

what?

 

[Laura M]

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Poem/

 

[Bonochick]

I prefer smoove talkers.

 

[Sicy]

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Poem/

poor Lara



I love to eat fresh brains

a loaf of bread and a jug of wine

This is due to the possibility of ignorant rain,

No one could understand him, save the horrible machine.

 

[meegannie]

What?

Sucking hot dogs (cow eyes and lips -- ugh)

puffy, turgid, he soon found that

He asked me a question: Can fish laugh?

 

[love_u2_adam]

how i love guitar players

Are you gone out of your mind

and doth he squasheth the lobsters

Ednless raids on my energy and mind

 

[BAW]

doozer and zoney on patrol in IO

notwithstanding my curdled frosting, hot wirestuff

Go Speed Racer, go go GO!

It was obvious I did not hit you hard enough

 

[Doozer61]

doozer and zoney on patrol in IO

 

[BAW]

Don't give me that eyebrow, you know you feel honored

 

[UberBeaver]

Que?

 

[BAW]

que what?

 

[Laura M]

Que?

¿K pasa aki?

 

[zoney!]

Re: click on the smiley

^

I want to just express my for Lara for using the "hide the link in the smiley" trick!

 

[fah]

there once was a girl named fah

boy they sure are bummin

And I got a nice flew with yah!

A La Piffin a la paffin a la po pe Puffin

 

[pepokiss]

my feet hurt

she woke up in a state of dread

it makes your stomach hurt

the bells go off in my head




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BOOM-CHA

Grave implicatations are not all easy to floggel

Funny Clown, bunch a balloons

slower than the dancing angels

 

[U2Girl1978]

The Blue Crack

and horrid lacerations will follow my tail and my donkey

I reach behind me and grab the knife from my back

As soon as I find my brown car keys

 

[JessicaAnn]

I need to go to the grocery store
i wish i had fish it would be delish
But unlike the raven, I cried "more, More, more!"
Are you blueish?

 

[BluRmGrl]

There's no place like home
Let this be the end at last
and afraid of the days to come
coffee bitters my breath, breadth, breakfast.


Get rich or die trying
And I think this is all very tiring
We're all frogs they said just joking
and go cut some flowers from the crape myrtle.


How long to sing this song?
We must root out the bastard commie finks
Just to make sure that it won't go wrong
They'll be rooted before your eye blinks.



That is seriously twisted.