yertle

[Angela Harlem]

see??????



*this will be an irrelevant comment by the time flood control takes a frigging hike

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

it's 45 seconds now

 

[Angela Harlem]

*plays uno solitaire

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

I've never played Jenga
Uno Stacko, on the other hand...

 

[Angela Harlem]

what is, flood control?

woohay!

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

45 seconds is 45 seconds too long
but I suppose it's there for a purpose...

 

[zonelistener]

*Anticipate: "What is drunk jenga?"

So, when you pull out a Jenga piece - a question and drink amount will be written on it.

Example: If you have ever kissed someone in a field drink tow. If not, drink four.

Yeah

 

[Angela Harlem]

 

[Angela Harlem]

Has drunk jenga started yet?

Can I play?

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

root beer here I come.

 

[zonelistener]

Take a damn Jenga block, Angie!

*hits refresh and finds EIGHT new posts

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

has anyone not realised that this is not official?

do we use dice?

 

[zonelistener]

we go in a circle, cans of crapy beer in hand, grabbing Jenga blocks, reading, and drinking crappy beer.
GOT IT?

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

has can of root beer in hand

 

[Angela Harlem]

haha

Ok
*removes another jenga piece that says zoner have you ever been so drunk that all you have in the morning is a bad feeling you did something you shouldnt have and a blinding hangover?
Yes: 1 drink No: 2 drinks

Is that right?

*expects there will be 28 new posts by the time this is submitted

 

[Angela Harlem]

its easier to make up rules as you go along

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

*removes jenga piece*
question: are you sure this is a good idea? no? finish the can, then.

oh well.
*drink*

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

*removes anotehr jenga piece*
do you expect to hit new yorker in this thread? yes, no, likely, probably not? drink your next can for all answers.

*drink*

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

I think the madness has stopped!

 

[Angela Harlem]

hahaha I think zoner ran away to avoid us...

maybe we didnt play the game right...

 

[zonelistener]

It is not a question for others.....

*Pulls jenga piece and reads....

"Have you ever secretly admired anyone playing Jenga with you" No, drink one can. Yes, salute your crush and drink two cans.

See....see.
*Drinks one can, despite loving Yertle and Angie.

 

[zonelistener]

Oh, I have to stop drinking now...I have a work meeting to go to in 15 minutes.

*Pops sober tablets and breathe freshners

 

[zonelistener]

*Kicks over Jenga tower and leaves

 

[Angela Harlem]

hahaha thats great zoner, you leave just as the party starts


have a nice meeting, tell your boss i said hi!
+1

 

[zonelistener]

I AM THE BOSS
I AM THE BOSS

*simmers

nevermind

Drinks one last can before going

ANGIE IS THE BOSS
ANGIE IS THE BOSS

 

[Flaming Friar Sr]

jenga is my favorite game of all times.

 

[Flaming Friar Sr]

or maybe not

 

[Flaming Friar Sr]

i thought this thread was loaded with people.

 

[Flaming Friar Sr]

i think ill read the similar thread "yertle, follower, salome are all all fruit and animal lovers.." in stead.

 

[Angela Harlem]

Woohay!



I love you too, zoner like a hole in the head.

congratulations you have just reached screaming flower status!

And hey, I was saying hi to you...yeah...being the boss....um *pretends she remembered you were the boss of everyone*