Today's official misheard conversation...

[sallycinnamon78]

Okay. This happened a few hours ago. Viz:

My friend and I are sitting in a pub having a few pints. I spent £3 picking songs at the jukebox. 45 mins later, no sign of my chosen tunes.

Me to Gabriela: I wish they'd put my songs on.

Gabi: *looks confused* why on earth do you say that?

Me: *indignant* Well, they cost me £3!!

Gabi: *looks at me very oddly* okaaaaaaaaaay...

It wasn't until later on that we realised what had happened. When I said "songs", she misheard.

She thought I said I wished I'd PUT MY THONG ON.

 

[unosdostres14]

haha....that's priceless!

 

[MissMaCo]

 

[sallycinnamon78]

We had a good giggle about it later. Very surreal at the time.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

two posts for the price of one!

 

[Sicy]

That thong tha thong thong thong

 

[sallycinnamon78]

Thankyou for serenading me Sicy. Very kind of you. Nice dance too.

 

[fah]

If it had been thong, would it have been a blue crack thong

 

[Numb1075]

i love bar conversations that go off the tracks immeidately.

 

[melon]

I overheard a conversation of teenage girls bingeing on laxatives to lose weight. I really wish I had misheard them.

Melon

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

people still do that, melon? my aunt's been doing that for god knows how long...i think at least since i've been alive. it's a wonder she's still here. i remember the last time she came to visit, she hardly ate anything but still spent oodles of time in the bathroom (not counting all the hours spent on her hair and makeup).

 

[The OOTS]

Is it wrong to be turned on by this thread?

 

[JessicaAnn]

It depends.

What part of the thread turned you on?