this is officially what happens when...

[IWasBored]

it's spring break still here (well, "spring" in the sense that that's what they call it...not in the sense that there's several inches of recently-fallen snow on the ground)

when i go home to my painfully slow comptuer, things happen here...

either that or they happaned before i left and i'm very unobservant (always a possibilty)

my stupid (yes, i realize 'my stupid' is redundant becuase all my threads are stupid, but i'm going to say it anyway) thread (and i don't mean to knock the fine io folks who have been posting there) has sprouted 7 pages

i've been officially titled 'blue crack addict' (see status) (and proud of it...i think... )

i missed (well, missed in the sense that they were closed...i assure you i did not miss with any sense of regret when i say this) some of those b&c survivor things

uh....yeah i'm sure there was more stuff but this is going on way too long. time to end. no one will read it, it's more than 2 sentences long (i know i don't have that kind of patience).

(i think most of this post was within parenthesis anyway so that makes it better somehow_)


p.s. where did that guitar tab forum come from?

 

[Salome]

let's talk about beer!

 

[JessicaAnn]

yes ... beer ... sweet nectar of the gods

 

[zoney!]

last words I read were "painfully slow"

 

[fah]

I'm hurt

I'm going to go post something somewhere

 

[IWasBored]

my toe itches

 

[Bonochick]

p.s. where did that guitar tab forum come from?

God?

 

[IWasBored]

i guess that's one way to look at it

 

[Bonochick]

God is all about guitar tabs.

 

[IWasBored]

this contributes to the theory that [insert favorite guitarist here] is god

 

[Bonochick]

God is all about contributing to theories.

 

[Salome]

God is in the house

 

[Bonochick]

Is he the one who finished off the ketchup?

 

[fah]

If God had finished the ketchup he would have replaced it.

 

[Bonochick]

I asked God about that, and he said, "Why do you care so much about some medamn ketchup?? Medammit!!!!"

God is crabby.

 

[fah]

I think God is probably mad that you didn't figure out that someone needs to buy ketchup or at least get some of those extra packets of ketchup the next time you are at Mcdonalds or Wendys or Burger King.

God isn't crabby, God is busy, like most mothers....

'Why did someone put an empty ketchup bottle back in the fridge?'

 

[Bonochick]

We actually have like five bottles of ketchup.

My dad has a problem.

A grocery shopping problem.

It's quite sad.

You should see how much food is in this house of two people.

 

[fah]

I went grocery shopping today and I hadn't been in a week. I was amazed I only spent $120.

If grocery shopping is the only problem your dad has, thats ok.

 

[Bonochick]

He has one other huge problem.

Me.

 

[fah]

You are not a problem, Salome told me so


And I believe everything Salome tells me

 

[Bonochick]

So what did Salome tell you about me then?

 

[fah]

I've said too much, maybe I've confused you and Angela Harlem, yeah, that's it

 

[Bonochick]

I am Angie though.

 

[fah]

That's what Salome said

 

[IWasBored]

god created ketchup after feeling sorry for creating dining hall/cafeteria food

 

[Bonochick]

Our God is an awesome God.

 

[ABEL]

i never seem to have ketchup when i need it

 

[fah]

I have some if you need it right now

 

[IWasBored]

god's drinking a cold beer at our party

 

[fah]

Is anyone sitting next to God at the party?