The drunken e-mail has officialy replaced the drunken phone call.

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Apparently...

i'm an asshole.

 

[Bonochick]

Tell us something we don't know!

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Tell us something we don't know!

i have an enormous schlonger

 

[lauren430]

Could be worse...

I''ve done that before. I think it might actually be less embarrassing than the phone call, b/c even though it looks ridiculous, they can't hear you SOUNDING ridiculous!

 

[Doozer61]

i have an enormous schlonger

 

[DrTeeth]

i have an enormous schlonger

You're still drunk aren't you? When will the lying end?!

 

[JessicaAnn]

You're still drunk aren't you? When will the lying end?!

 

[Laura M]

You're still drunk aren't you? When will the lying end?!

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

 

[Numb1075]

Tell us more Headache ! We like the details here in IO.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

meh... i e-mailed this psycho chick who is friggin in love with me but is... well... psycho so i try to avoid her at all costs. i had finally gotten her to leave me alone, and then i drunkenly e-mail her. i'm an asshole.

 

[Numb1075]

well, you can't email people and not expect a response. silly beer getting in the way....

crazy chix are fun for a while, then it just gets weird.

Go to church, find your self a nice girl.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Go to church, find your self a nice girl.

hey, that's what *i'm* trying. don't go telling everyone how to do things!

 

[Cleasai]

Wait Khanada... You're trying to find a nice girl too?

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

well yeah i figured if i can find a nice girl, some guy is bound to show up because they'd be hoping for an omgsohot threesome.

no really, i meant i was trying to be the nice girl the guy finds in church. little would they know...

 

[Chizip]

dont lie, the email was really to me

and yes you are an asshole

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

dont lie, the email was really to me

and yes you are an asshole

thanks for keeping it a secret...


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