That one reminds me of Father Still - a stationary priest
Time to descend into complete stupidity now - and I mean real, Homer Simpson style foolishness.
Books and authors:
"The Tiger's Revenge" by Claud Balls
"Late Again" by Misty Bus
"Race to the Outhouse" by Willie Makit
"Spots on the wall" by Hoo Flung Poo
"Rusty bedsprings" by I. P. Knightly
"Worms" By Earl E Byrd
"Working In A Nursing Home" By K. R. Giver
"Wonderful Sex Life" By Mona Lott
"Without Warning" By Oliver Sudden
"Within The Law" By Lee Gull
"Wish I'd Never Been Born" By Rudy Daye
"Winning The Race" By Vic Tree
"Winning At Golf" By T.Off
"Wind Instruments" By Tom Bone
"Wind In The Maple Trees" By Russell Ingleaves
"Will You Marry Me?" By S. I. Will
"Will He Or Won't He?" By Mae B. Sew
"Why Women Wear Bras" By Drew P. Tits
"Why Women Exercise" By Hy Bunz
"Why There Are No Jokes On Humor" By I. M. Just & Jo King
"Why Software Is Buggy" By Q. A. Tester
"Why Our Dumps Are Filling Up" By X. S. Waste
"Why Must I Teach This Class?" By T. A. Blues
"Why Do People Avoid Me?" By B. O. Problem
"Why Cars Stop" By M.T. Tank
"The Trojan War" By Helena Troy
"The Tin Can Cookbook" By Billie Gote
"The Tightrope Walker" By Betty Falls
"The Terminator" By L. B. Back
"The Telltale Heart" By Stefi Scope
"The Sword In History" By Ray Pierre
"The Sweat Shop" By Hiram Cheap
"The Strip Joint" By C. R. Boddies
"The Stars Tell It All" By Horace Cope
"The Squeaking Gate" By Rusty Hinges
"The Spiritual Life" By Ned Itation
"The Solitary Beast" By Annie Malone
"The Solar System" By P. Lanets & Son
"The Smorgasbord" By Buffy Dinner
"The Sixty Ninth Romance" By E.R. French
"The Singer" By Barry Tone
"The Shrinking Society" By Les Ismoor
"The Sex Maniacs Guide" By Rippernickerszov
"The Sex Mad Russian" By Ivantor Titsoff
"The Senior Prom" By Spike Drink
"The Senator" By D. C. Resident
"The Self-Made Man" By Peter Long
"The Scent Of A Man" By Jim Nasium
"The Sayings Of Homer Simpson" By Y. U. Liddle
"The Russian With Three Testicles" By Ooja Nikabolokov
"The Russian Circumcision" By Al Kutchakokoff
"The Ruptured Japanese" By Hung Low
"The Rooster's Mistake" By Rhoda Duck
"The Role Of The Hit Man" By L. M. Innate
"The Rifle Range" By Bob Downe
"The Respiratory System" By Aaron Lungs
"The Race To The Outhouse" By Willie Makeit
Edited By Betty Wont
"The Punny Book Title Collection
" By R. D. Harhar
"The Pullman Sleeper" By Bertha Buv
"The Protruding Pajama Leg By Lotta Dicks
"The Porn Queen" By Mona Lott
"The Pony Club Show" By Jim Carner
"The Poker Player" By Delia Cards
"The Phillipine Post Office" By Imelda Letter
"The Perils Of Drug Addiction" By Anita Fixx
"The People Of Mensa" By Gene Yuss
"The Peeping Tom" By C. K. Undress
"The Peace Mission" By Olive Branch
"The Paper Route" By Avery Daye
"The Palace Roof has a Hole" By Lee King
"The Paint Ingredient" By Linsey Doyle
"The Optician's Guide" By Seymour Clearly
"The Open Window" By Eileen Doubt
"The Open Kimono" By I. C. Hair
"The Old Fashioned Way" By Ilene Back
"The Old Codger" By A. T. Yearsold
"The Nomadic Cowboy" By I. "Moo" Vaughn
"The 'New Math' Simplified" By Juan Thieu Thierry
"The Nerd" By C. S. Major
"The Nazi War Machine" By Zeeguh Hill
"The Naughty Farm Boy" By Enid Spankin
"The National Science Foundation" By Grant Money
"The Myth Of The Mafia" By I. L. Killya
"The Musical World Of Walt Disney" By M. O. Yewessee
"The Music Of Sammy Davis Jr." By Candy Mann
"The Monkey Cage" By Jim Panzee
"The Miracle Drug" By Penny Cillin
"The Mighty Oak" By A. Korn
"The Man On The Ledge" By Willy Jump
"The Long Hot Summer" By I. Scream
"The Lonely Lady" By Herman Lefter
"The Liquid Diet" By I.P. Freely
"The Lion-Tamer" By Claud Face
"The Lion Attacked" By Claudia Armoff
"The Last Roundup" By Brandon Irons
"The Last Frontier" By L. S. Kah
"The Largest Bra In The World" By Norma Stitz
"The Lady Pirate" By Peg Legg
"The LA Lakers' Breakfast" By Kareem O'Wheat
"The Joys Of Playing An Instrument" By Clara Nett
"The Japanese Way Of Death" By Harri Kari
"The Irish Heart Surgeon" By Angie O'Plasty
"The Insomniac" By Eliza Wake
"The Industrial Revolution" By Otto Mattick
"The Incompetent Bullfighter" By Gordon Bloody
"The Ideal Husband" By John Henry Everhard
"The Human Brain" By Sarah Bellum
"The Housing Problem" By Rufus Quick
"The Hoosier State" By N. D. Anna
"The Hitchhiker" By Juan Nalift
"The History Of The Mini Skirt" By Seymour Legg
"The History Of Rock And Roll" By Tristan Shout
"The History Of Exxon" By Phil Errup
"The Hidden Surprise" By Pam Perz
"The Ham Radio Primer" By Loudon Clear
"The Greatest Pleasure" By X. T. See
"The Great Rubber Failure" By Iva Child
"The Great Flood" By Noah Zark
"The Great Fabrication" By Paul E. Ester
"The Great Escape" By Freida Convict
"The Greasy Spoon" By Chris Coe
"The Grass Is Always Greener" By N. V. Uss
"The Good Employee" By O. K. Boss
"The Good Breakfast" By Hammond Deggs
"The German's Favorite Spot" By Herr Bottom
"The German Bank Robbery" By Hans Zupp
"The Gardener" By Moses Lawn
"The Garden State" By Ida Hoe
"The Gangsters" By Robin Steele
"The Future" by Chris Tobalz
"The Future Of Robotics" By Cy Borg And Anne Droid
"The Funeral" By Paul Bearer
"The Frozen South" By A. Winterbottom
"The Friendly Bartender" By Juana Beer
"The French Chef" by Sue Flay
"The Fortuneteller" By Reid Palms
"The Flip Dizzy Hawaiian" By Lacka Nookie
"The Female Ghost" By Sheila Peer
"The Farmer's Wife" By Mike Howe
"The Fall Of A Watermelon" By S. Platt
"The Excursion" By Sally Forth
"The Excitement Of Trees" By I. M. Board
"The Evils Of Masturbation" By Ibin Yackinoff
"The Escape Of Bonnie Prince Charlie" By Scot Free
"The Errant Sledgehammer" By O. G. Datturts
"The English Rupture" By Lord Howard Hurtz
"The End That Justifies The Means" By C. Y. Eyedidit
"The End Of The Week" By Gladys Friday
"The Empty Cookie Jar" By Arthur Anymore
"The Empath" By Ophelia Sadness
"The Effects of Alcohol" By Sir Osis of Liver
"The Economy Is Recovering!" By Knott Quite
"The Easy Lay" By Carmen Gettit
"The Earthquake" By Major Diaster
"The Drawing Lesson" By Art Master
"The Drawbacks Of Strong Drink" By D. T. Sufferer
"The Dog Track" By C. M. Run
"The Disco Craze" By B. G. Singers
"The Disappointed Old Maid" By Dickie Small
"The Diamond Robbery" By Jules Argon
"The Decline Of Civilization" By Helena Handcart
"The Debtor" By Owen Munny
"The Dead Of Winter" By Jan Yuary
"The Day All Heck Broke Loose" By K. T. Bardedoor
"The Criminals Of Watergate" By Barton Mee
"The Credit Card" By Wright N. Bills
"The Constipated Chinaman" By Hung Chow
"The Consequences Of Trick Or Treating" By Tommy Ayk
"The Comprehensive Guide to Orchestral Music" by Phil Harmonic
illustrated by Polly Phonic.
"The Complete Book Of Lasgana" By Aieda
"The Commuter" By Jocelyn Train
"The Coffee Maker" By French Press
"The Coast Is Clear" By C. N. Eebuddy
"The Classic Monastery Painters" By Art Monk
"The Chuck Berry Story" By Judy Frudy
"The Christmas Spirit" By Joy X. Noel
"The Chinese Rupture" By Wang Hang Lo
"The Chinese Population Explosion" By Wee Fukum Jung
"The Chinaman With One Testicle" by Wot Went Wong
"The Cavalryman" By Rhoda Norse
"The Cannibal's Daughter" By Henrietta Mann
"The Candy Store" By Pepper Mintz
"The Calypso Band" By Lydia Dustbin
"The Burglar" By Robin Banks
"The Bullfighter" By Matt Adore
"The Building" By Eddy Fiss
"The Broken Window" By Eva Brick
"The Broken Strap" By Won Hung Lo
"The Bride's First Night" By Peter B. Kyne
"The Bouncing Bullet" By Rick O'Shay
"The Bog" By Pete Maas
"The Blessing" By Benny Dixon
"The Bird Collection" By Arnie Thologie
"The Big Wave" By Sue Nami
"The Big Snitch" By Ima Telling
"The Big Parade" By Marsha Long
"The Big Cigar" By Smokey Stogie
"The Best Of Elmer Fudd" By U. U. Wabbit
"The Bedpan Patrol" By B. M. Routine
"The Beach Bully" By Harry Ayp
"The Barber Of Seville" By Ray Zerr
"The Auto Salvage Business" By Rex Toad
"The Art Of Sincerity" By Ernest Lee
"The Art Of Shoplifting" By Phil Mypockets
"The Art Of Secret Dating" By Rhonda Voo
"The Art of Jumping off Bridges" by Sue Icide
"The Art Of Falling In Love" by Q. Pidd
"The Arctic Ocean" By I. C. Waters
"The Anxious Moment" By R.U. Cummin
"The Angry Man" By T. Doff
"The American Legal System" By Sue Someone
"The Adventures Of Win.Ini The Pooh" By W. Gates
"The Accused" By Watts E. Dunn
"That's Life" By Cilla Vee
"That's A Ten-Four, Good Buddy" By C. B. Radio
"That Was Quick!" By Wendy Dothat
"That Nagging Cough" By T. B. Carrier
"That Can't Be Right" By Shirley Nott
"Texas Sidewinder" By I. P. Crooked
"Ten Pins" By Mr. Strike
"Temper The Wind" By Sean Lamb
"Telltale Heart" By Stefi Scope
"Teenagers Of The '50's" By Bobbie Sox
"Teen Mother" By Pasteur Period
"Tear Up Those Betting Slips" By Lou Zerr
"Teaching Boys To Change Tires" By Theresa Jackson
"Teach Me!" By I. Wanda Know
"Tea For Two" By Roland Butta
"Tape Another Channel" By David E. O. Recorder
"Talkative Japanese" By Terry Yaki
"Talk Is Cheap" By U. N. Envoy
"Taking A Long Vacation" By Helen Back
"Take This Job And Shove It" By Ike Witt
"Take Stock" By Russel Steers
"Take a Break!" By Colin Sick
"Tailoring" By Serge Soote
"Swimming In The Channel" By Frances Near
"Swimming In The Arctic" By I. C. Waters.
"Swedish Perfumeries" By Ole Factory
"Sweat Shop" By Hiram Cheap
"Surprised!" By Omar Gosh
"Superman's Vision" By C. X. Rayz
"Sunrise" by Don Pat Rolle
"Sunday Service" By Neil Downe
"Summer In The South" By A. Z. Hot-Humid
"Suicide Jump" By Hugo First
"Succeeding In Business" By Mari "The Boss" Dawter
"Stunned Over Christmas" By Holly Daze
"Strong Winds" By Gail Force
"String Instruments" By Viola Player
"Streaking" By Running Bear
"Strange Trails In The Sand" By Peter Dragon
"Stranded On A Motorway" By Buster Tyre
"Stories In The Future" By S. F. Writer
"Stop Arguing" By Xavier Breath
"Stomach Cramps" By Henrietta Greenapple
"Still Looking For My Heart" By Sam Francisco
"Starting A Used Auto Parts Business" by Rex Galore
"Star Spangled Barrio" By Jose Canusee
"Springtime" By Teresa Greene
"Spring" By April N. May
"Spots On The Wall" By Hoo Flung Dung
"Spoil The Child" By Molly Coddle
"Split Personalities" By Jacqueline Hyde
"Spies Like Us" By S. P. O'Nage
"Spanish Rupture" By Torres Balzoff
"Soviet Weapons" By Ay Kay Xlvii
