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Old 04-14-2005, 01:38 AM   #1
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Real life officially correlated jobs and names

You know the sort of thing I mean. People whose names that are related to their jobs. The following ones are officially true.




Angelette Cooke, Restaurant Manager.
Mike Cash, Bank Supervisor.
Jen Sharp, Hairdresser.
Virginia Stone, Sculptor.
Alison Strong, amateur weightlifting champ.



Anyone?
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Dr Blood - a medical doctor
Allan Lean - Oxfam staff member
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T.J. See - did, literally, 'see' stars as a US astronomer. Unfortunately he fell into obscurity.

Pushing the link there, but what the hell.

IT contract professional rejoicing in the name of Cash Coyne.

Jackie Spinner - reporter.
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it's not related, but my optometrist as a kid was dr. hand
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How could I forget

Oscar Glasser = Optometrist
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That one reminds me of Father Still - a stationary priest

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Well said, MVD.

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