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Old 03-28-2005, 11:10 AM   #1
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people are officialy stupid

i answer the phone in my office... the guy on the other side says "Hi are you open today?"

no... i'm not open. i'm sitting in a remote location in the fucking woods you douche.

if we weren't open, how the hell would i be here answering the phone?

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Old 03-28-2005, 11:58 AM   #2
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Stupid people are the ones that serve you fries so be nice.
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i had fries with my chili which was burnt
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Headache, you're not alone in your stalking by stupid people. I regularly answer the phone here "Good morning/afternoon, Nationwide Insurance, Ron Phelps' office" - I get at least 3 callers a day who immediately ask "Is this Ron Phelps' office?" No, you feckin' moron, this is Joe Schmoe's office - I just say Ron Phelps for shits & giggles!!!

Sad thing is, I'm not the receptionist, which means I'm not answering the bulk of the calls.... I'd be willing to guess that out of 100 calls in a day at least 10 people do the same thing.
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I like when I say thank you for calling sears when i answer the phone and then they ask if this is sears , not to mention to the fact that they had to listen to a recording before they could even get to me . My store was also open on easter but the mall was closed, so we had the doors to the mall closed and there's no one walking around in there but I still had a ton of people ask me if the mall was open.
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i never noticed the size of my feet till i kicked you in the shins.
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One of my jobs is as a receptionist for a construction equipment company. This one guy called for our parts department, and he said, all frantic, "Katherine...I need your parts!"

Man, if I had a nickel for every time I heard that...
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"Katherine...I need your parts!"
this wasn't the same job where the bookshelf groped you, is it?
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Yes.

And the same job I met my boyfriend at.

I love that place.
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And the same job I met my boyfriend at.
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You'd think if you called a Pizza restaurant, they would answer with the name of the business...my former phone number was one number off the local pizzeria...I swear...I took 10 calls a month,,,,I started taking orders and quoting prices...

oh, I also accepted the competitors coupons!!!

Idiots!!!
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You'd think if you called a Pizza restaurant, they would answer with the name of the business...my former phone number was one number off the local pizzeria...I swear...I took 10 calls a month,,,,I started taking orders and quoting prices...

oh, I also accepted the competitors coupons!!!

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i never noticed the size of my feet till i kicked you in the shins.
will you ever forgive me for the shape i'm in
for the shape i'm in
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Be nice...there are a lot of stupid people out there who are keeping me employed
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Re: people are officialy stupid

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i answer the phone in my office... the guy on the other side says "Hi are you open today?"

no... i'm not open. i'm sitting in a remote location in the fucking woods you douche.

if we weren't open, how the hell would i be here answering the phone?

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what i do when i want to know if somewhere is open is ask what time they are open to or hang up when someone answers

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