people are officialy stupid

[Headache in a Suitcase]

i answer the phone in my office... the guy on the other side says "Hi are you open today?"

no... i'm not open. i'm sitting in a remote location in the fucking woods you douche.

if we weren't open, how the hell would i be here answering the phone?

jerk ass

 

[Mullen4Prez]

Stupid people are the ones that serve you fries so be nice.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

i had fries with my chili which was burnt

 

[BluRmGrl]

Headache, you're not alone in your stalking by stupid people. I regularly answer the phone here "Good morning/afternoon, Nationwide Insurance, Ron Phelps' office" - I get at least 3 callers a day who immediately ask "Is this Ron Phelps' office?" No, you feckin' moron, this is Joe Schmoe's office - I just say Ron Phelps for shits & giggles!!!

Sad thing is, I'm not the receptionist, which means I'm not answering the bulk of the calls.... I'd be willing to guess that out of 100 calls in a day at least 10 people do the same thing.

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

I like when I say thank you for calling sears when i answer the phone and then they ask if this is sears , not to mention to the fact that they had to listen to a recording before they could even get to me . My store was also open on easter but the mall was closed, so we had the doors to the mall closed and there's no one walking around in there but I still had a ton of people ask me if the mall was open.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

i never noticed the size of my feet till i kicked you in the shins.

 

[Bonochick]

One of my jobs is as a receptionist for a construction equipment company. This one guy called for our parts department, and he said, all frantic, "Katherine...I need your parts!"

Man, if I had a nickel for every time I heard that...

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

"Katherine...I need your parts!"

this wasn't the same job where the bookshelf groped you, is it?

 

[Bonochick]

Yes.

And the same job I met my boyfriend at.

I love that place.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Yes.

And the same job I met my boyfriend at.

 

[Mr. BAW]

You'd think if you called a Pizza restaurant, they would answer with the name of the business...my former phone number was one number off the local pizzeria...I swear...I took 10 calls a month,,,,I started taking orders and quoting prices...

oh, I also accepted the competitors coupons!!!

Idiots!!!

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

You'd think if you called a Pizza restaurant, they would answer with the name of the business...my former phone number was one number off the local pizzeria...I swear...I took 10 calls a month,,,,I started taking orders and quoting prices...

oh, I also accepted the competitors coupons!!!

Idiots!!!

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

i never noticed the size of my feet till i kicked you in the shins.

will you ever forgive me for the shape i'm in
for the shape i'm in

 

[fah]

Be nice...there are a lot of stupid people out there who are keeping me employed

 

[Popmartijn]

U2 fans are fucking stupid.






Sorry for saying the forbidden U-word.

 

[fah]

~takes it personally~

 

[MissMaCo]

U2 fans are fucking stupid.






Sorry for saying the forbidden U-word.

 

[bammo2]

 

[Laura M]

i answer the phone in my office... the guy on the other side says "Hi are you open today?"

no... i'm not open. i'm sitting in a remote location in the fucking woods you douche.

if we weren't open, how the hell would i be here answering the phone?

jerk ass

what i do when i want to know if somewhere is open is ask what time they are open to or hang up when someone answers

Marty

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

will you ever forgive me for the shape i'm in
for the shape i'm in

 

[Kate1]

im not stupid lol!

yeah i get ppl coming up to me when im in my sainsbury's uniform and there like do u work in sainsbury's

im like noooo shit the bright ornage name tags and fruity shirt kinda gives it away

 

[MissMaCo]

 

[bammo2]

lmFao

 

[sallycinnamon78]

i answer the phone in my office... the guy on the other side says "Hi are you open today?"

no... i'm not open. i'm sitting in a remote location in the fucking woods you douche.

if we weren't open, how the hell would i be here answering the phone?

jerk ass

Yeah... very true.

I worked at a petrol station a few years ago, and guess who got stuck with the Christmas morning shift, working 6am until 1pm? Correct.

Some idiot phoned and said "I've seen the forecourt lights on - are you open?"

I couldn't resist it. I told him that no, we weren't open, and that I was a burglar who had just put the brightest lights in the town centre on to highlight my criminal activities.

Scarily - 8 years later, I'm a Store Manager (although not with the same company).

 

[Laura M]

kate1, thats funni, every1 used to do that to me in work 2 and ask did i work in tesco (i did)

 

[sallycinnamon78]

One of my jobs is as a receptionist for a construction equipment company. This one guy called for our parts department, and he said, all frantic, "Katherine...I need your parts!"

Man, if I had a nickel for every time I heard that...

I misread that, initially, as PANTS department, which made it all so much words.

 

[sallycinnamon78]

Originally posted by Lara Mullen last edited by Lara Mullen

Did you not approve of my special Christmas customer service Lara?

 

[Laura M]

No, I was laughing at Lu and Marie but you posted just before me and it looked like I was laughing at you. That's longwinded. I did like your story though, I read it after I edited.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

no, we weren't open, and that I was a burglar who had just put the brightest lights in the town centre on to highlight my criminal activities.

 

[Kate1]

kate1, thats funni, every1 used to do that to me in work 2 and ask did i work in tesco (i did)

it pecks me head!!! grrr! stupid things they come out with