do you reckon though...that any arse could write our material? i mean, we vary to the extent of a few 'woohay's', sometimes with the extra t, we do the hihihihi every now and then, or lately even the (m) or contribution. we sometimes delve into steve talk and have plenty of ja's to throw around...ok, i think you get the point.
well, its funny actually. when i was a young grasshopper, learning to hold a big old bat and was late in for tea (!) my mother would chase after me with a large pot. and whack me on the legs. it was how i got to be so good.
your dear mother sounds like a great person
perhaps if she had whacked your legs a bit harder you wouldn't have been able to help Sachin to ruin Steve's party though