Officially out of touch

[JessicaAnn]

I haven't really been around here in the last few days? Have I missed anything?

 

[~LadyLemon~]

I woke up with a penis yesterday

 

[Doozer61]

 

[Mullen4Prez]

Doozer killed a cat

 

[Sicy]

 

[Bonochick]

I got a new digital camera.

And some candy.

 

[BAW]

A marshmallow Peep rode a motorcycle through IO

 

[pax]

I didn't buy the Blue Crack thong.

 

[Chizip]

i did

 

[Doozer61]

Doozer killed a cat

I SAID "curiosity killed a cat" NOT "I killed a cat"








I pussies!

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

i thought you were allergic doozer

 

[Doozer61]

I am but I still love em

 

[nbcrusader]

in bed


:snicker:

 

[Doozer61]

 

[fah]

I'm allergic to kitties too

But I digress from the thread's topic....

I had a pedicure last night and got my hair cut and coloured today.

 

[Angela Harlem]

I woke up with a penis yesterday

Someone offered me one in a pub last week. Is something going 'round?

 

[Bonochick]

Someone offered me one in a pub last week.

Was it pickled?

 

[tiny dancer]

Martha got bifocals.

 

[Bonochick]

Martha got bisexuals.

 

[Sicy]

A man has been buying women's clothes off me on ebay. And then he sent me pictures of himself in the clothes What's worse is, I cant find his penis

 

[fah]

 

[BAW]

A man has been buying women's clothes off me on ebay. And then he sent me pictures of himself in the clothes What's worse is, I cant find his penis

 

[Sicy]

I swear to god.. I think I will fwd you the pics Char

 

[U2Girl1978]

I did my taxes today. I'm very pleased!

 

[Doozer61]

Martha got bisexuals.

why didn't i know about this?

 

[Zoomerang96]

i got a raise today.

 

[Doozer61]

were you by yourself again?

 

[Chizip]

A man has been buying women's clothes off me on ebay. And then he sent me pictures of himself in the clothes What's worse is, I cant find his penis

oh my god that guy is my hero

 

[~LadyLemon~]

Was it pickled?

I hate anything that's pickled...um, except for pickles.

 

[Bonochick]

A man has been buying women's clothes off me on ebay. And then he sent me pictures of himself in the clothes What's worse is, I cant find his penis

I work at a women's clothing store, and this guy keeps calling up and asking if he can come in and try clothes on...and, if he does, if we will tell him whether or not he looks good.

If he comes in, I REALLY hope I'm working that shift...