officially, I'm starved RIGHT out of my mind

[Basstrap]

b'y, I 'aven't 'ad a decent bit a' food in some long time. or, least it feels dat way.
what I wouldn't give for a good scoff now!
dats right, some dandy cod or fried trout would hit da spot now, some'in awful!!!

I'm right weak now, what wit the lack of food
gots ta get some sugar into me, then I'll be laughing.

I knows you wouldn't be good now!!

I knows a bit a' food wouldn't be niether bit good now! *hungry*

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

arr

what's stopping us from eating the next crew we find on these high seas instead of makin' 'em walk the plank?

hoist the jolly roger!

 

[zonelistener]

*invites Bassy back to rural Illinois.

We have a cute "pirate-themed" Italian Restaurant in town Called The Jolly Roger.

They even will give you an eye patch and a bib

 

[celia]