Official it is! Lettuce cannot be...

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

bitten in half.

 

[Angel]

 

[Basstrap]

well...maybe if you LETTUCE try!!!!!!!

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

you can shred it into pieces...I guess.

 

[Basstrap]

or cut it up with scissors

you could say...it won't LETTUCE bite it in half

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

lettuce isn't alive....so it's not that it won't LETTUCE bite it....
Because, in my humble opinion, it lettuce was alive, it would LETTUCE bite it.

 

[Basstrap]

classic!

 

[Lilly]

now spell cup.

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

Lettuce = rabbit food (but yummy rabbit food).

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

I grow tired of my thread already.
Please people, LET IT DIE.
thanks
XOXOXOX

 

[cell]

bitten in half.

and you tried this?

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

sure it can! i've done it before.

 

[Basstrap]

viva!!!

viva!!!

 

[Sicy]

freaks

*1=3

 

[ABEL]

*1=3

is this the 'new' math?

 

[ABEL]

apparently, although you cannot bite lettuce in half, you can make a dress out of it

 

[Salome]

I'd bite that

 

[ABEL]

 

[Sicy]

In half??

 

[Screaming Flower]

*bites boomcha in half

3

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

cannibal

 

[Ody]

wow

I never knew lettuce was so versatile.

 

[zonelistener]

She need some dressing.



OK - that wasn't even as funny as some of Basstrap's worst posts.

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

I drank too much last night.