Offically balls, bats and poncey shoes

[Everything]

Will someone tell please, Salome to throw his balls at me.

Thank you, yes!

 

[Salome]

you couldn't handle it laxman

you haven't seen a real bouncer until you've dealt with me

 

[Everything]

Show me your six stitcher Salome, yes!

Thank you, yes!

 

[ABEL]

 

[Salome]

really now Laxman,
leg before wicket won't even be an option

you will be clean bowled

 

[nbcrusader]

Is this official cricket talk?

 

[Everything]

Yes Salome! Your leg will not get in the way of my wicket, yes!

Rest assured my friend!

Now show me your balls!

 

[Salome]

let me at least get my helmet on first Laxman

 

[Everything]

Oh yes, it is a hard pitch you will need a helmet. Hard indeed, my friend. All 22 yards of it. Have you ever seen such a long hard pitch?
And the cracks are barely showing.

 

[Salome]

no green patches

up ja

 

[Everything]

As Tony Grieg would tell you, my friend, the key is the key, yes!

 

[Salome]

according to Mr. Benaud the pitch there is still a bit of moisture in the pitch, so the balls might tend to swing a bit

 

[Everything]

I fear we will have a problem with the swinging balls, yes? We will watch the 3rd man or Fly-slip position.

Thank you

 

[JessicaAnn]

:innuendo:

 

[Salome]

lets talk about attacking field positions


is there a maximum of pressure you can put on the oppositions wicket?

 

[Everything]

No my friend! There is no innuendo here. First rule is to protect your gully!

Yes, thank you.

 

[fah]

No mention of 'Steve' yet?

 

[Everything]

You want your slips full Salome. Yes.
For added pressure on the attacking fielding. Thank you

 

[JessicaAnn]

You want your slips full Salome.

Indeed

 

[zoney!]

are we hitting salome's ball?

 

[Everything]

Get in line, my friend. I am first up to bat at his fine balls. Seam over.

Thank you

 

[Salome]

Laxman never feared to face the new ball

worthy competitor

 

[Everything]

Salome I will gladly face your new balls. Yes.

 

[Salome]

it would be funny to have a whole team yelling

"HOWZATT!!!!"

 

[Screaming Flower]

is this dutch porn?

 

[Salome]

Paxman is indian


and don't mistake the orgastic heights of cricket for sex

 

[fah]

I thought it was Laxman....

And dont you mistake the orgastics heights of cricket for sex?

 

[Salome]

they shouldn't have put the P and L so close together really

 

[fah]

Just how much have you had to drink?

 

[Sicy]

Um... 15 character username limit.. how the hell lol.