My kingdom for a horse

[Kieran McConville]

Ah. Actually, you know what, forget it.

 

[Lilly]

how DARE you post something at the same time as me.

 

[u2popmofo]

I'd prefer a pony to a horse.

And I'd also like to eat my lunch while riding the pony, is that so much to ask?

 

[cujo]

Lady Godiva ruined it all for me.

Bareback is no longer a sport.

How is the McConville kingdom expanding these days... treacherous and leacherous as always I suppose? Shall we go fox hunting through the fjords of sweden again... tea for two tyrants on the temple lawn at the tenth fortnight eh?

Jolly good.

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

ask Russ

 

[Lilly]

apparently it's not TOO much to ask mofo.



i'll take "what mofo never went past" for 1000 please alex.


answer: the first round at the spelling bee

 

[ABEL]

 

[u2popmofo]

PONY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Lilly]

why did you give that foal drugs?

 

[Kieran McConville]

I was just going to say, that if I was a king, I'd give my kingdom for a horse. But I'm not, so, well, forget it.

Nice pony Abel, but I specified a horse.

 

[cujo]

Mmmm Horsey Sauce.

No wait that's Arby's Sauce.

I'm not that hungry.

 

[ABEL]

I was just going to say, that if I was a king, I'd give my kingdom for a horse. But I'm not, so, well, forget it.

Nice pony Abel, but I specified a horse.

well I thought you said to forget it, so I didn't post a horse, and I posted the pony for u2popmofo...but if you really want a horse....

 

[Kieran McConville]

Ok, well thanks. You're right, I did say forget it. In fact I already have forgotten it.

 

[cujo]

Shield your eyes children!

I will avert the horse porn from your eyes... I will direct it all at myself and sacrifice.

Worship my legacy and erect a moment of morality.

adieu.

Here goes...

 

[ABEL]

 

[cujo]

yikes abel.

I smite thee.

Don't make me go medieval.

 

[Angela Harlem]

what happens when you go medieval?

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

Anyone have cargo fever?
Old Navy tells me it is going around.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

abel, there is a donkey on your chair. theres someone on your shoooulder. theres someone on your shooooulder? is it smoking?

 

[Basstrap]

two really pretty gals just walked into the computer room

course of action?

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

good question.

proceed to laugh hysterically, while pointing at the monitor and say "oh my cat, i cant believe how much fun cybering on the computer is these days!"

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

or do as i told my new five your old friend i made last night, by screaming the numbers 1-10 over and over again.

 

[Basstrap]

I especially liked the first one!

sure-fire method.

they;re looking over now as I do it!!!
this is good...

here they come...

(just a sec)

 

[Basstrap]

oh my fucking cat

they bit my nose and stuck their fingernails in my eyes

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

OMC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! are you serious, OMG!!!!!!!!LMFAO!!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!!! r u bulshitin me?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?

 

[Basstrap]

I am soooo serious!! LMAOFAGK!!!!

then they forced rat poison down my throat and beat me with a cro-bar

it's all over now though

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

but did you get their number?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

 

[Basstrap]

but did you get their number?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I think they may have written it on my back. I know they were engraving something on my back with a rusty nail, it felt like numbers.

I hope it didn't wash off when they doused me in acid

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

did you kill a member of their family, or why did you recieve such DOG awful treatment from such fine femalitas?