My kingdom for a horse

[Lilly]

dyslexics think you're funny bear.


!@11!!!!!!!OAML

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

maybe if you grew a mullet the ladies would have been kinder
Girls love mullets, or so i've heard.

 

[Kieran McConville]

That's it bear. Quit the wiseguy act, grow a mullet and - I dunno - become a janitor or something. Janitoring is a fine occupation with many fascinating career paths that lead up into the ceiling and boiler rooms of your local elementary school. Just don't kill anyone, cause you WILL be the first suspect.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

That's it bear. Quit the wiseguy act, grow a mullet and - I dunno - become a janitor or something. Janitoring is a fine occupation with many fascinating career paths that lead up into the ceiling and boiler rooms of your local elementary school. Just don't kill anyone, cause you WILL be the first suspect.

what if i kill the whistleblowers too, is there any cause for concern then?

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

but then you'll have to kill the new whistle blowers that see you kill the first set of whistle blowers, and it will turn into a vicious cycle and I don't think the playground is big enough to bury that many bodies in.

Not to mention that all that digging will blister and calous your delicate, lady-like hands and you'll have to kiss your illustrious hand model carrer goodbye.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

then perhaps i should just grow a mullet, enjoy some shrooms, and take it easy

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

by the look of your avatar i think you'll end up with a skullet instead.

but that may be even sexier.....

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

what about a mushroom cut? am i the only one who has a soft spot for the good ol bowl cut?

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

oh no not the bowl cut.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

why not?

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

i have visions of my sad male class mates from grammer school. that is one look i have vowed to never have my sons sport.

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

maybe the short part in the front could be a bowl cut and then leave some length in the back.....hmmmm that sounds hothothot

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

maybe then i could finally get someone to write some good ol slash fiction about me in pleba.

be sure to include my brother.

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

it's a done deal. I just haven't decided just how much lube to include in the story. You know what they say....too much is not enough!

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

maybe the short part in the front could be a bowl cut and then leave some length in the back.....hmmmm that sounds hothothot

[q]i have visions of my sad male class mates from grammer school. that is one look i have vowed to never have my sons sport.[/q]

 

[Kieran McConville]

Mushroom cuts are ok, but combovers are better.

 

[Lilly]

kieran, your post count is 1234.



admire it.

 

[Kieran McConville]

I do admire it. Thankyou Salome, for helping me to bump up my precious post count.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

 

[Salome]

I do admire it. Thankyou Salome, for helping me to bump up my precious post count.

please don't thank me

 

[Kieran McConville]

But I do thank you, Salome. I goshdarn do thank you.

 

[Basstrap]

your body is a wonderland

 

[Kieran McConville]

Especially after a round in the conversation pit with those starving teddybears, hey Basstrap.

 

[Basstrap]

hey now! there's no need to be cynical

here, put on some black clothes and go play in the street under that broken light

 

[Kieran McConville]

I'm not cynical, just realistic. Go on and have a nice evening with those bad men from the zoo, see if I care.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

kieran, i commend you for being brave enough to post that downright...um...real picture of you in your signature. have the ladies been messaging you?

 

[Kieran McConville]

The ladies have been messaging me, yes. That's what happens when you sport the latest in men's fashion styling. Also, do you like my eczema?

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

i havent noticed it, maybe thats because im so in love with your "make the world go round" smile.