Man Officialy Cuts Off Mr. Winkie

[Headache in a Suitcase]

BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.

It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."

Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.

 

[nbcrusader]

Romania is on a streak of interesting news.....

 

[JessicaAnn]

So does his wenis have feathers?

 

[Basstrap]

I've oft mistaken mine for the neck of a horse

 

[Tomer]

a dinky toy {up}

 

[JessicaAnn]

I've oft mistaken mine for the neck of a horse

And you complain about not being able to get a women.

 

[Tomer]

women want dick, no neck

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

perhaps it was a game cock

 

[U2democrat]

so many puns.

fascinating story though! leaves me with lots of questions......

 

[Doozer61]

these are the threads that get me through the day!

 

[Sicy]

omg

 

[macphistofreak]

Wow, that's rather...interesting.
Haha, reminds me of that story I saw on I Love the 90s about the woman who cut her husband's "Mr Winkie" off and threw it in a field and the police had to go find it. Could you imagine being the officer that finds it?

 

[Doozer61]

one cop says to the other cop "hold this"!

 

[Screaming Flower]

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

oh dear

 

[JessicaAnn]

I would like to thank this man for bringing a moment of levity to my otherwise dreary day.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

I've oft mistaken mine for the neck of a horse

more like for the neck of a my little pony, am i right?

 

[nbcrusader]

This is still better than the two threads in LS about the same story.....

 

[BAW]

He's 67...maybe headache should have called it "man officially cuts off Mr. Wrinkly"

 

[Mr. BAW]

After 15 years, you still make me laugh!!!

 

[Tomer]

Wow, that's rather...interesting.
Haha, reminds me of that story I saw on I Love the 90s about the woman who cut her husband's "Mr Winkie" off and threw it in a field and the police had to go find it. Could you imagine being the officer that finds it?

heard that too

the officer puts it in his mouth to keep it on temperature
they saw it back on the man
enlarge it

now he's a pornstar

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

john wayne bobbit