ItsOfficial#If a pussycat and a cockroach had a baby...

[Chizip]

would it be a pussycock?

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

no.

it would be chizip.

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

 

[Chizip]

good point

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

thank you

 

[Screaming Flower]

you suck.

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

who?

 

[Screaming Flower]

exactly.

 

[Chizip]

bad point

 

[Screaming Flower]

pussycock.

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

cock o' the pusser

 

[Bonochick]

no.

it would be chizip.

Best.

Answer.

EVER.

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

 

[Chizip]

go suck a pussycock

 

[Bonochick]

I thought we were friends...

Lovers.

Frovers.

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

I'm your friend Bonochique.

 

[Bonochick]

I can be your hero, baby.

 

[Chizip]

you would be

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

i am.

 

[Chizip]

i cant wait to not meet you

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

i was thinking the same thing

 

[Bonochick]

I can't wait to not be impregnated by you.

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

 

[Chizip]

bonochick is gonna be not impregnated by u2savestheworld

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

tru dat

 

[Bonochick]

I'm just not ready to be a mother. I mean, you gotta let them out to pee in the yard, like, every 2 hours. I can't handle that kind of responsibility.

Oh...wait...that's puppies.

Close enough.

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

check your email chique.

 

[Bonochick]

Check YOUR email!

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

 

[Bonochick]

I feel so left out.

*puts on "Blue Christmas"*