ItsOfficial#If a pussycat and a cockroach had a baby...

[U2SavesTheWorld]

You were THERE!

 

[Bonochick]

How do you know???

I don't remember!!!!!

Did you drug me????

If so...you better have taken advantage of me.

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

I totaaaaaaaaaaaally did.

And you WERE there.

 

[Bonochick]

Prove it, nerd!

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

If you could help me remember what it was I WOULD!

 

[easytiger]

what the hell.

 

[Bonochick]

hell the what.

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

 

[easytiger]

 

[Bonochick]

I'm gonna get married to this wonderful, wonderful man.

The man just doesn't know yet.

But I'm gonna tell him the next time I see him.

Let the restraining orders begin!!!!!

 

[easytiger]

good luck.

restraining orders

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

Is it pussycock?

 

[Chizip]

i got your pussycock right here

 

[Bonochick]

Wise men say only fools rush in
But I can't help falling in love with you...

 

[Chizip]

he looks like a pussycock

 

[Bonochick]

Don't speak of the future Mr. Bonochick like that!

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

 

[Bonochick]

I wanted to marry Headache, but he issued his 13th restraining order against me. Once it hits 13, I stop all pursuit. I mean, I don't want to look like a clingy loser.

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

I hear that, sistah.

Who can I marry?

 

[Chizip]

not me

 

[Bonochick]

You don't want him anyway, he has a unibrow...and it's not on his face.

 

[Chizip]

i dont get it

 

[Bonochick]

And you never will.

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

well WHO?

 

[Chizip]

steve guttenberg

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

 

[Chizip]

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

How did you get that signed?!?!

 

[Chizip]

lets just say there was a pussycock involved

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

Ahhhhhh yes


there usually is