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Old 03-24-2005, 10:13 AM   #31
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If she starts quoting A Man and A Woman, then you can tell her that the song is about an incestious relationship between Bono and his little sister.



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If she starts quoting A Man and A Woman, then you can tell her that the song is about an incestious relationship between Bono and his little sister.



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Old 03-24-2005, 01:24 PM   #33
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You could also try not bathing, wearing deodorant or brushing your teeth, and wear the same clothes for a week or so. Maybe she'll be so grossed out she'll stop buggin ya.

Of course if she's only stalking you with IM's, that won't work.





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Old 03-25-2005, 05:04 AM   #34
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Old 03-25-2005, 08:02 PM   #35
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Is she hot?
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Old 03-26-2005, 07:37 AM   #36
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she's got a good body with a fromafar face... it looks good from a far
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on top of honey, she also likes to call me cutie, sexy, and of course baby.

she's one step away from shmoopie
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Old 03-26-2005, 03:27 PM   #38
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Old 03-26-2005, 04:44 PM   #39
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she's got a good body with a fromafar face... it looks good from a far
ah, a 50 footer

looks good from 50 feet, but the the closer you get the worse it gets

you gotta be careful with the 50 footers when you are drunk, all of a sudden they are looking good from close distance, could lead to trouble...
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ah, a 50 footer

looks good from 50 feet, but the the closer you get the worse it gets

you gotta be careful with the 50 footers when you are drunk, all of a sudden they are looking good from close distance, could lead to trouble...
that's normaly the case.

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Poor Headache - you have my sympathy.

Honey.

(I had a stalker once - he was called Adolf. Anyone else had scary followers?)
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Old 03-27-2005, 05:07 PM   #42
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Are you actually getting creeped out by this, or actually genuinely concerned, or is she just a totally annoying chick you just can't get away from?

This reminds me of Wayne's World...
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or is she just a totally annoying chick you just can't get away from?

This reminds me of Wayne's World...
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Old 05-04-2005, 09:21 AM   #45
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my stalker text messaged me again... telling she was "stuck in a moment" re: that she still likes me.

i then told her that song was about a guy who hung himself... she shut up.
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