It's Officially #Tribute to Jewel

[meegannie]

Inspired by the Jewel thread in Lemonade Stand and an email I just sent that was so crap it reminded me of a Jewel poem, I hereby declare this the official thread of Jewel-style poems. Post your uninspired, clich?d pieces of trash here for all to ridicule.

 

[Lilly]

moonlight dances
my lover prances
i suck at writing
coldness...biting

 

[Lilly]

my favorite jewel -->

 

[meegannie]

Salome

like the morning sun
reflected in my coffee cup

a little yellow ball

shadow

of its true

glory

Salome

 

[Salome]

hooray,
I have nothing to say
but I'm writing this anyway

 

[Lilly]

basstrap

such a scent



emits

his soul


his sole


it stinks

 

[Basstrap]

Millions of peaches, peaches for me!

 

[The_Sweetest_Thing]

Staring
ahead
blue screens
reflect
the emptiness
in my soul
I cannot escape
from the clutches
of this house
and the smilies
blur my mind

 

[Basstrap]

shannon...your poem is beautiful...*sheds single tear*

 

[meegannie]

what is he?

that long unanswered question

a trap for a bass?

a bass that's a trap?

perhaps a trap for an ass

or an ass that's a trap

with a b in its bonnet

only one knows

and he cannot spell

to tell us

his secret

 

[Ody]

Come and take me higher....
To a place where blind men see...

Come and take me higher...
To a place with golden streams...

(Is that really the lyric, now that I think about it that seems strangely grotesque and funny)

*waits for flames of wrath*

 

[Salome]

*flames of wrath*

 

[Lilly]

 

[Lilly]

the cyclops winks


it makes me thinks


the stapp

the step

towards death


the *****

anti-motto

cheese

 

[meegannie]

the child of war

awaits

the flames of wrath

his one eye blinks

at me

at you

at us all

 

[meegannie]

she writes

a poem

full of death and cheese

while

I write

a poem

full of flames and eyes

are we that different?

 

[Basstrap]

what ryhmes with truck?
luck
suck
we've run amuck
with no hockey puck
surely there are no more words that ryhme
with truck!

 

[meegannie]

my last name

rhymes with truck

yes

it does

indeed

 

[Lilly]

my last name

does not

rhyme with truck


were it fuck

perhaps

alas

it rhymes with

hurry


so hurry

 

[Basstrap]

murray was in a hurrey to eat some horse slurry

 

[meegannie]

my last name

is not fuck

its rhyme however

annoys me

to no end

this is why

it will change

to another word

which sounds similar

in a way

yet is not

the same

 

[Salome]

do you really want to hurt me?
do you really want to make me cry?
I'm just a jealous guy

 

[HelloAngel]

the cheese is old and moldy
so i went to the store
oh such a chore when
all I really want is hamburger helper
and to sit in the rain
with my new horse.
will you be there?

 

[Lilly]

me and kirk

are starving

i drink


he eats chocolate

he's on strike

 

[meegannie]

boredom

seeping into my

soul

like a mole

digging in a hole

 

[jkayet]

If i were any more bored

i'd die

i want pie: chocolate

not coconut


and another...

Read
Excessive
Assesments
Decaffination
I
Numbly
Glean

yay

 

[HelloAngel]

should i make my hair brown
or keep it blonde?

the heart is an arrow

and i still can't find my toothbrush.

 

[Lemon Meringue]

the sun is shining
the sky is blue
it is beautiful outside...



Screw this, I'm going out there.

 

[meegannie]

Roddy Woomble

on my real player

now it's Rod

talking about their songs

and being Scottish

 

[meegannie]

Now it's Roddy again

now Rod

now Roddy

now Rod

Where is Colin?

Is it his day off?

Roddy has the best hair

and he would

even

if Colin were working today