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Old 04-23-2003, 02:33 PM   #1
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It's Officially #Tribute to Jewel

Inspired by the Jewel thread in Lemonade Stand and an email I just sent that was so crap it reminded me of a Jewel poem, I hereby declare this the official thread of Jewel-style poems. Post your uninspired, clichd pieces of trash here for all to ridicule.
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Old 04-23-2003, 02:35 PM   #2
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moonlight dances
my lover prances
i suck at writing
coldness...biting
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my favorite jewel -->
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Salome

like the morning sun
reflected in my coffee cup

a little yellow ball

shadow

of its true

glory

Salome
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hooray,
I have nothing to say
but I'm writing this anyway
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basstrap

such a scent



emits

his soul


his sole


it stinks
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Old 04-23-2003, 02:39 PM   #7
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Millions of peaches, peaches for me!
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Old 04-23-2003, 02:41 PM   #8
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Staring
ahead
blue screens
reflect
the emptiness
in my soul
I cannot escape
from the clutches
of this house
and the smilies
blur my mind
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Old 04-23-2003, 02:44 PM   #9
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shannon...your poem is beautiful...*sheds single tear*
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what is he?

that long unanswered question

a trap for a bass?

a bass that's a trap?

perhaps a trap for an ass

or an ass that's a trap

with a b in its bonnet

only one knows

and he cannot spell

to tell us

his secret
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Old 04-23-2003, 02:45 PM   #11
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Come and take me higher....
To a place where blind men see...

Come and take me higher...
To a place with golden streams...

(Is that really the lyric, now that I think about it that seems strangely grotesque and funny)

*waits for flames of wrath*
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*flames of wrath*
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the cyclops winks


it makes me thinks


the stapp

the step

towards death


the *****

anti-motto

cheese
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the child of war

awaits

the flames of wrath

his one eye blinks

at me

at you

at us all
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she writes

a poem

full of death and cheese

while

I write

a poem

full of flames and eyes

are we that different?
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Old 04-23-2003, 02:53 PM   #17
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what ryhmes with truck?
luck
suck
we've run amuck
with no hockey puck
surely there are no more words that ryhme
with truck!
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my last name

rhymes with truck

yes

it does

indeed
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my last name

does not

rhyme with truck


were it fuck

perhaps

alas

it rhymes with

hurry


so hurry
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murray was in a hurrey to eat some horse slurry
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