It's Officially Too Much Information

[blueeyedgirl]

Memo to my married female friends:

Ladies, I am there to share in the joy of the birth of your children, and the completion of your families, but jeez Louise, do not tell me your hubby is getting a vasectomy

The next time I see hubby at the Sunday arvo barbie, I do NOT want my first thought to be about the state of his testicles

Thanks for your attention.

 

[mysterious_jen]

what are girl friends for???

 

[indra]

Best laugh I've had all day.

 

[Galeongirl]

 

[Babydoll]

omg

 

[Canadiens1131]

 

[Cleasai]

*crosses legs*

 

[Lila64]

 

[Doozer61]

i heard frozen peas helps

 

[RavenBlue]

 

[bono_212]

How about your step-mom talking to you about your dad getting one...I'm so surprised I didn't have nightmares...

 

[blueeyedgirl]

I feel your pain

 

[U2Girl416]

I know way too much about one of my brothers-in-law due to a discussion about having more children (in this case, my sis and him are NOT having more children...they have 3. but I digress). this discussion took place around a breakfast table. I learned not only had he had one, but had to go BACK because the first time didn't take.

 

[kafrun]

One of my best friend tells me far worse than that.. far FARRRR worse

 

[Angela Harlem]

beg has mental friends.

...why would they tell YOU this, beg? yeah, mental.

 

[JessicaAnn]

One of my best friend tells me far worse than that.. far FARRRR worse

Oh, I know much more than I need to about my best friend's sex life with her hubby.

 

[Kiki]

The next time I see hubby at the Sunday arvo barbie, I do NOT want my first thought to be about the state of his testicles

I HAVE TO SECOND THIS!!!!!!! lol actually...can I add this on for someone who's technically family....but has pretty much disowned us anyway?! I don't need to know that he went behind your back to do it or that you lied to him about the pill, while getting pregnant!!! KEEP IT TO YOURSELVES!!!!

 

[blueeyedgirl]

beg has mental friends.

...why would they tell YOU this, beg? yeah, mental.

What have I done, what have I done, what have I done to deserve this???

to all who have been faced with the horror

 

[lynnok]

One of my best friend tells me far worse than that.. far FARRRR worse

I agree! There is nothing worse than coming face to face with a guy your friend told you EVERYTHING about including marking him on standard catagories and techniques. These men I sort out in my mind by scores. Yesterday I ran into 3.75 (top score is a 6) and couldn't help feeling sorry for him because he won't progress to the second heat with scores under a 4.5. I definitely had a "poor you" tone to my voice.

 

[kafrun]

I agree! There is nothing worse than coming face to face with a guy your friend told you EVERYTHING about including marking him on standard catagories and techniques. These men I sort out in my mind by scores. Yesterday I ran into 3.75 (top score is a 6) and couldn't help feeling sorry for him because he won't progress to the second heat with scores under a 4.5. I definitely had a "poor you" tone to my voice.

I had a friend who complained her hubby wasn't that "big" to me.. in front of him