It's officially time to get up....

[Dreadsox]

My daughter explained to my Dad that she(5years old) and my son(2 1/2) play quietly in his room on Saturdays. Then, when Daddy farts, they know it is time to get up, go to the dump and get doughnuts.

 

[Sicy]

 

[Cleasai]

ewwwww Doughnuts?? I hope that's not an euphamisim for something that takes place in the bathroom

 

[tiny dancer]

 

[Dreadsox]

ewwwww Doughnuts?? I hope that's not an euphamisim for something that takes place in the bathroom

I didn't say take a dump!!!!! Go to the DUMP to get rid of my rubbish!!!!

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

gotta love kids...

 

[adamswildhoney]

that is hillarious!!! LMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

 

[Dreadsox]

Speaking of Kids....Great Book to read to them. It has a companion book called Everybody Poops.

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

everybody poops......take comfort in your friends. Everybody poops sometimes. so hold on

 

[Dreadsox]

everybody poops......take comfort in your friends. Everybody poops sometimes. so hold on

 

[Dreadsox]

Oh, one thing before I go to bed.

Not being able to handle the embarassment of the moment....I did the honorable thing and explained that it was not her dearest father that was the alarm clock on Saturdays.....

nope....not our faithful dog Fenway.

nor our three cats.......Snowball, Ozzy, and Tigger


It was without a doubt, MOM who announced the beginning of the weekend.






Back to sleep on the couch for me. Night all.

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

wow, apples poop!?!?!?!?!! I had no idea. You learn something new everyday i tell ya.

 

[beegee]

this thread is so cute.

*goes off to hug chelsea*

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

wow, apples poop!?!?!?!?!! I had no idea. You learn something new everyday i tell ya.

i thought the same thing when i saw that pic.

 

[Bonochick]

BWAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

I remember as a kid always being able to tell when my parents were awake on the weekeds cuz I'd hear the toilet seat cover clack against the tank after being lifted, and I'd hear one of them blowin' their nose.

 

[verte76]

Uh, I don't believe I've ever seen those in the library.

 

[Dreadsox]

Uh, I don't believe I've ever seen those in the library.

I found the "Everyone Poops" book and used it in a Yankee Swap at a Christmas party.

Needless to say, the people I work with, well they have a high tolorance for my silliness.

 

[Angela Harlem]

Is this the trouble your offspring is in?

 

[Angela Harlem]

the people you work with are 10 year olds. I am not surprised Dread.

 

[Dreadsox]

the people you work with are 10 year olds. I am not surprised Dread.

Yes, their sense of humor is infectious!

I am sure Martha could add to this. There are MANY words that cannot be said in class because they take them in a silly way!!!

For example, teaching about particles of matter and how when AIR is heated the molecules spread out, do not substitute GAS for AIR.

 

[RockNRollDawgie]

I had a friend and his nickname was "poopy pants."
Seems he had an accident in kindergarten and the name stuck.
We shortened the name to just "pants" though.

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

I don't care.

 

[Walkron]

Everybody farts.It just so happens, with my fine expertise, men fart loud.Thats all.

 

[BAW]

BWAHAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAA


Funniest thread EVER!

There is no dignity left once you have kids...I've been busted several times with regard to bodily functions I assumed were private.

A long time ago, I was sharing a bathroom stall at the San Francisco airport with my then 2 year old son and he decided to announce to the entire restroom "why are you taking so long mommy...are you pooping?" And I wasn't!!!!


...and from the looks of the kid in the upper left, I think they caught him in mid-poop

 

[RockNRollDawgie]

I remember being a wittle kiddy and my uncle told me to pull his finger. He farted. That was the last time I fell for the pull my finger
gag.

 

[Dreadsox]

I remember being a wittle kiddy and my uncle told me to pull his finger. He farted. That was the last time I fell for the pull my finger
gag.

OMG...I did that to my son the other day!!!!!

I am a bad Dad!

 

[Screaming Flower]

*five stars

 

[theSoulfulMofo]

even smilies too!

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

except smilies eat their own poop apparently