It's Officially #the funniest thing I've read all day + Sicy is the best ever

[meegannie]

Sam: "YAYAYAYAY, Im 6 years old and just starting school. I wear multi-coloured jogging bottoms and am loving colouring in. Last week we went on a trip to Buckingham Palace and i wrote 4 pages on it on my own. Everyone was really proud. Also i have the best musical taste ever for a 6 year old cos recently i have been listening to Tracy Chapman, I am Kloot, Elbow, ELO and the mighty Animals.

Im off to play with my care bears now!!!"



And Sicy is the best ever!!

 

[Bonochick]

The only part of that I understand is that Sicy is the best ever.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

hmm okay, i take it you read something your boyfriend sam wrote when he was six. it kinda makes sense, being that he's from england so of course he would take a trip to the buckingham palace. plus, i'm guessing he's 20 or something, which would've made him 6 in 1988, when tracy chapman was da bomb.

but i'm still cornfuzed.

 

[Lilly]

i like chips.

i bet sicy does too.


so...that's a plus.

 

[Sicy]

Meggie what's for dinner

 

[Bonochick]

Meggie: it's what's for dinner

 

[Lilly]

yeah meggie, what's for dinner?

 

[HelloAngel]

Care Bear: It's my nickname.

 

[Screaming Flower]

meggie are you eating spaghetti right now?

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

I had 2 cookies for dinner.

 

[Bonochick]

I had 2 cookies after dinner.

Dad had 3, I think.

It's not like I monitor his cookie intake though, so my figures may be inaccurate.

If you must know, you'll have to go to the source!!!!! STOP PRYING!!!! I don't know!!!!!!! Why can't you just leave me the hell alone???????

*random voice* BC, nobody asked you anything.

Go to hell, random voice!!!!!!!!!!

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

I choo choo choose you!!!





hey BC

 

[Bonochick]

Hi, BC.

Ya know...*BOOMCHAA!*...BC........

*pause*

The world is only big enough for 1 BC..............

One of us must depart.



Nice knowin' ya.

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

quiet you.
we can solve this in a civilized manner.
you are now Kat and I am now Boomer.
thank you.

 

[Bonochick]

*random*

Nobody back home calls me Kat...that all started on the Internet. Family and friends back home know me as Katie or Kate.

Downstate folks call me Katherine...then there's this one group that calls me Kat because one girl started calling me that.

But you can all call me Kat.

Who the fuck is making popcorn???? There are popcorn ghosts in my house!!!!!!!!

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

I am.

 

[Bonochick]

If you are a popcorn ghost, what the hell are you doing in MY house???

I'd go to a rich person's house!

Unless they would make me dress up as a panda bear and dance for Pez.

Wait, I'd be a popcorn ghost though! Popcorn ghosts can't dress up as panda bears and dance for Pez!

Wow...popcorn ghosts have it made...

On second thought, I'd go to Ryan's apartment.

 

[ABEL]

 

[beegee]

OMFG...they're back. i'm scared.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Katie or Kate.

well then it has to be kate. there's only room for one katie on this board, and it's ME!!!!!!!

you wouldn't want me to get russia involved, would you!!

 

[Bonochick]

A Russia divided against itself cannot stand!!!!

That's why you use it for sitting.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

A Russia divided against itself cannot stand!!!!

everyone's butt is divided, if you think about it.

 

[zonelistener]

I prefer kat to kate - it is less to type

 

[Angela Harlem]

from russia with love.




oh geez. Im posting a random note to khans arse in meggies thread.

Can you imagine explaining this to someone in real life?

Husband: "what are you doing?"
Me: "saying 'from russia with love' to khans arse"
Husband: "........I think I want a diviorce"
Me: "well hang on a sec, I'll talk when I say sorry to meggie for sidetracking in her 'when sam was 6' story thread"


Lordy me, do I rule or what?

RUSSIAN UNDIES

 

[Sicy]

Meggie never told us what was for dinner

 

[Salome]

indeed

what's for lunch?

 

[meegannie]

Ramen.